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- Disclaimer & Copyright; ----------------------------------------------------------I suppose we will start with the disclaimer portion of this blog, since it is the first word in the title. I write very mature themes. I cuss. I post offensive things. This can, and will likely include things pertaining to Hitler/Nazi's, rants about Religion, Racist remarks, Graphic descriptions of wounds, genitalia, murder, etc. Yes, I am aware that most of the time, Louis comes across as a happy-go-lucky little boy who hasn't been brought up all too well, but, I assure you, he is not well in the head. He has murdered in the past, he as no issues doing it again. With his bare hands, or his wand. He doesn't have a problem with killing you, or your family and friends. The only things he won't harm are animals. He loves animals.That said, he has mental issues. At times, these will be written out quite thoroughly. And they can happen in the blink of an eye. One second he could he happy and bouncing around, the second, he could be speaking in the third person and rocking back and forth. Think of it as a split personality. He sort of ends up acting and talking like Smeagol/Gollum when he's in a bad place. He has anxiety, and severe bouts of depression, as well as insecurity issues. He feels as though everyone will leave him at some point or another.---------------------------------------------------------Now, onto copyright. I do not own the face being used. But, that does not mean you are allowed to take the photos I've manipulated of him for yourself. Do not steal my work. Photos/story/layout/blog/rules/etc. No. Don't do it. I worked very hard on everything.The stylesheet you see, I wrote out BY HAND. I studied this in school. Do not steal it. Resource Sites, that means YOU. As well as you other anxious finger fucks. Thank you.. And, YES, I actually have ways of verifying that the code is in fact mine and not yours. There are trick codes embedded within it, AND codes that only show up when I view the page with no styling codes. You steal that code, and yeah, I can actually press a legal claim against you. No joke. While the codes used can, in fact, be found using google, I have set up the stylesheet in a very precise format. Stealing is not permitted. Remember: I can file a lawsuit if you steal this stylesheet code.

1. I am a Novella writer. That means I like some sort of substance in my comments. I do prefer quality over quantity however, so don't bore me with paragraph upon paragraph of nonsense. 2. My headline says 18+, which means my comments will contain mature themes. I think this is self explanatory. 3. Please refrain from copying things from my page. 4. I'm not in the mood to hear your complaining. That being said, I also would love it greatly if I was left out of your drama. I keep drama off my  plate as much as possible. I don't need anyone forcing it upon me. 5. This is a multi-storyline role play account. I am no one's husband, and I am not cheating on you. In fact in any other storylines I have with someone else I may not even know you. 6. You don't have to be afraid to speak to me. I like to think that I am extremely creative and will work with you to create something good. However, if you add me, have something in mind, especially if you send a random starter without discussion in messages first. I am not a psychic, so make something happen and I will add to it and continue in the proper manner, but don't expect me to have a magic plan for you when I wasn't even the one who initiated something.7. For the most part, I believe that if you've added me you should send the starter. Sometimes I may break this rule if I'm feeling creative and truly long to write with someone and I may write the starter. I have a tendency to write a lot (which ranges at about 8-20 paragraphs, but I have done much more.) If you can not handle that, don't bother. I'm definitely not here to one-line, or talk in text speech. 8. Do try to speak English. I am not perfect and I will make mistakes, but I at least attempt to be coherent. Use spell check, it is readily available on just about every writing program. Re-read before sending comments to me and edit them. It is greatly appreciated. -Now I understand that for some people, English may be their second language, and for cases like this I will not complain so long as I know that what they've sent is the absolute best they could do. In short, don't half ass what you send to me and all will be fine.9. Don't God-mode my character. In other words, don't say I've done something, I didn't express to have done. I can move my character just fine on my own, thanks. I will try to provide you to the best of my ability with enough details to get things moving. If there's something you absolutely need to do, message me and ask. I'm sure I'll be reasonable. Also if it's something small, it shouldn't bother me too much. Just don't over do it, and respect my boundaries, because I will respect yours. 10. I post a lot of bulletins, but they're not necessarily for everyone. I understand that bulletins are much more public than messages or comments, so as long as I don't address anyone specifically they are free game. However if I express that a bulletin is for someone else, please keep from throwing in your two cents. If it is written that I am speaking in the privacy of my own room with another character, there's no way you could ever see the conversation even if it is in bulletins. So move on, and don't respond unless you're called upon, no matter how the bulletin may make you feel. 11. Did I mention I hate people who complain? That includes people who rush me for replies. I answer people as quickly as possible, but I do have a life outside of RP. I also like to take my time, because I refuse to send people crap. If I am taking long than usual, I will message you and tell you why. Don't rush me, don't posts statuses saying things like, "Comments people!" "I'm bored!" "Pay attention to me!" "No one's talking!" It is annoying, and I will delete you. I cannot stand attention whores. 12. I am on this site because I long to role play, so don't ask me If I want to. I will delete you. This is a role playing site, what the bloody hell do you think I want to do? Catch my interest, send me a storyline idea and I will add to it. Send me an interesting starter and I will reply. That is what I'm here for. -Thanks

Rules-- Please Read DISCLAIMER/WARNING: This character is impetuous, spirited, and tempestuous. Heart of Darkness can be extremely and brutally honest.  She is dark and dangerous.  Blood and darkness fuel her fire.  Not the person in the pics, and this character is an original character from MySpace circa 2006. No  RPGs.  Heart is an army of one.No ooc drama (condoning, starting and participating) will be tolerated.  Rudeness is also not tolerated.No Children-18 (NC-18) no exceptions... ever. Adult/mature themes and graphics (violence and sexual graphics) present. (Minors are blocked without hesitation)Basic Role Play etiquette-- No godmodding, power playing, or auto playing.  The exception to this is asking me first.  NPCs (Non Player Characters) are fair game.Side note... Person behind the character is a serious storyteller.  She is not here looking for  cyber or start intimate relationships.  If that is your sole purpose for role playing, get the f*** out.    Para to multi-para storytelling is preferred & it is an avid belief that quality trumps quantity.*Rules are tentative*Heart of Darkness.No copyright infringements intended.  Pictures and quotes, not written by the author behind the screen, are used exclusively for the purpose of role playing and are meant strictly as a form of entertainment."Sure, I would love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -- Unknown.

I AM an American Soldier. I AM a warrior and a member of a team. I SERVE the people of the United States, and live the Army Values. I WILL always place the mission first. I WILL never accept defeat. I WILL never quit. I WILL NEVER LEAVE A FALLEN COMRADE. I AM disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills. I ALWAYS maintain my arms, my equipment and myself. I AM an expert and I AM a professional. I STAND READY TO DEPLOY, ENGAGE, AND DESTROY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES IN CLOSE COMBAT. I AM a guardian of freedom and the American way of life. I AM AN AMERICAN SOLDIER.

Short and simple, here we go:*No Godmoding | Metagaming - play fair and I will do the same.*Bulletins, I post a lot of them. I talk to my friends that way. Unless they're directed to you or just left open- mind your business.*I understand, my face is a Korean face. No, I do not speak Korean, Chinese, Japanese, whatever-nese. If you speak it to me I'll probably be sitting here reading it all wrong and trying to figure out what the hell you've just said to me. Yeah.*Novella | 18+ - an obvious rule. *I'm located in the future. Figure something out to connect us to each other. Be creative. There's a lot of things you can think of. *It takes two to write a story, therefore, do not leave the SL discussions to me, especially if you added me. Have something in mind before you decide to comment me, and it better be something interesting too, otherwise, I'm probably going to end up deleting you. I don't want to be stuck with boring SL's.*Spellcheck; USE IT. LOVE IT. MARRY IT.*No stealing anything on my page. Thanks.*Multi-SL; none of my SL's connect to each other. And it seems like that's pretty much it, simple right? Good.

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The rules and information below is being presented so that those of you who have known me for only a short period of time have a better understanding of me. As for those of you who have known me for a long period of time, it is likely that none of this is new information.1. Rp Style- I am very easy to work with, and want the person I am rping with to feel comfortable. Therefore, I tend to use the style that they are using.2. Types of people I rp with- One look at my Top list will show you that I rp with a variety of types. I am not biased towards or against characters from any specfic shows, movies, books, etc.3. Relationships- I don't cheat, and I am strongly against the practice of someone doing it. I have matched people up in the past, but I will not do it for someone who has one character that is "single and looking", while they have another character that is in a relationship. If you are in a relationship with two different people as two different characters, you are cheating, as far as I'm concerned. I understand that many disagree, and I do see where you are coming from. However, it is my personal opinion.4. Cooperation- Whether you are rping with a friend or an "enemy", rping is like a dance. Everyone involved needs to be on the same page regarding what direction the rp is going in. If I leave you a Comment and you don't understand what I mean or can't decide how to respond, tell me, and I will help you. 5. Death- I personally am not a big fan of it. If I am fighting you, I will always give you the opportunity to avoid death. At the same time though, I rp with some people who encourage me to attempt to kill them. To those of you who do that, I most likely will not let you down, lol.6. Hours- I understand that it can be difficult at times to figure out when I will be here. Generally, I am here daily, from about 9:45am-12:30pm Eastern time Sundays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays; and 9:45am-11:30am Eastern time Mondays, Fridays, and Saturdays. When I am here at other times, it is usually to only read messages or update my profile.7. Age- I am an adult, both OOC and IC. I think everyone who knows me is already aware of that though.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? "The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it... A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move. The last time you left me a pistol with one shot. Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you... Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? Not if you're the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons, eh? What do you have to lose? She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy? Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol' what's-er-face. Dirt. This is a jar of dirt. Where is it? Where is the thump-thump? I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something! Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! Can't let you do that, William. 'Cause if Jones is dead, who's to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh? Now, if you please. The key. Ah-ha! So, we've established my proposal as sound in principle. Now, we're just haggling over price. You mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me. Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates? Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh? No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we dont' have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?Yep! I'm good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood... I mean... ink? Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon. I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip. Cuttlefish... eh... let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... bind them up together and they'll devour themselves without a single thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... rather fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here well-provisioned and well-armed... and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me no matter how you slice it! Or as my colleague so naively suggested, we can release Calypso, and God-willing, she will show us mercy... I rather doubt it. Can we just ignore that she is a woman scorned, the fury the likes of which Hell hath no? We cannot. And so, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. Now, Will, you tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... A damsel in distress? Or... whatever... Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig. This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and gone. Why is it gone? Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and not invite him! And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded. I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything's gone to pot!

Today I'm going to start doing a sort of multi-character RP. Although my profile pic right now is Samus, I have decided that I will also play Nightmare Moon or Princess Luna, if anybody wants. Yes I know my profile  bio is about Samus but I think we can ignore that for now. Although this is just a test to see if I should just make another account for Nightmare Moon.

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Authors Note: I am a very laid back, nice, and very caring person once I get to know you. But, here are my guidelines that I hope you will follow or I will not hesitate to block your ass.1) First and foremost; There's a thing called spell check. Use it. I've been roleplaying for nearly ten years now. OBEY this rule. I don't want my I.Q. to suffer from the idiocracy by ones lack of education. In other words, LITERACY is a MUST!2) [Ladies only! If you're a guy skip this rule!] Don't add me then message me you're a slut. I already got a hoe and I don't need anymore for my gardening purposes. Its sitting in the shed.3) You add, you send the greeting and the starter. If I added you, I will send the greeting and the starter.4) No stealing my pics! I'll castrate you and shove it down your throat. For those of you with Vaginas... I'll get some of my friends to do worse things to you. Like shove a curling iron where the sun don't shine or something along those lines. Be warned.5) Leave the drama and the bullshit at the front door. Thank you.6) Discuss a storyline with me before you send a starter.7) I do NOT accept pre-made starters.8) If we get in a disagreement, be civilized about it.9) Fuck with my friends, you fuck with me. And trust me... You will not like it when I'm angry.10) ooc is for comments unless you wish to keep it between you and I. Please send starters to my inbox. Allows me to keep things organized and not get lost in the sea of ooc randomness in my comments.11) I hate Multi-Char accounts. Won't accept them.12) All starters must be at least three paragraphs. Refer to rule six which also mentions my guidelines for starters. If the paragraphs fluctuate after the initial starter that is perfectly fine. But please try to put some effort into the roleplay, and give me detail so I have something to go on.13) If you wish to fight me please know the basic rules of combat within RP. I will not state them as I EXPECT you to already know these things when fighting a roleplayer of my caliber. If you don't know anything about fighting don't bother to even challenge me to a fight. Save me the trouble by deleting me now. 14) I expect at least two to three paragraph replies or starters. I can deal with with one, just expect the same effort from me that you put forward. Why should I go out of my way to attempt to type more when you make no attempt to? And at least give me some dialogue to respond to or some sort of reaction to my character when he is in the general vicinity. Gives me something to go on at least. And here is something for you to chew on. If you roleplay with me I tend to make my paragraphs fat. The definition of a paragraph is 3-5 sentences minimum. Correct? Well I tend to make my paragraphs at least 9-10 lines, which is usually 9-10 sentences, before I start a new paragraph. So my one paragraph can be counted as three paragraphs if I were to split them that small. But I feel a thicker paragraph looks better for the read. Hope I didn't just mind-fuck your brain. Common sense people. Thank you for reading this. Now lets get to Roleplaying.P.S. Skype: Ask for it.Aim: Ask for it.