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I know most of you hate Deadpool writers but man please give yo homie a chance. I actually can and do write! I just don't pump out prompts every five seconds like most people have the time to.

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Orientation: Not Sure
Body type:Athletic
Occupation:Profeshinal Reeetard
Income:$250,000 and Higher
Characters: Deadpool The Accuser of the Kree
Verses: Buffy The Vampire Slayer | Fortnite | The Boys | The Girls | The Binaries | Iykykiydkydtlyktb
Playbys: Free Guy
Length: Multi Para, Novella, Para
Genre: Action, Anime, Comedy, Crime, Heroes/Villains, Video Game,
Member Since:January 30, 2024

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About me:
Hello Swifties, it's me... your ol' friendly neighborhood Taylor Swift, my tits are more amazing than Billie Eillish's cause let's face it.. Her knockers look impressive now, but them fun bags are gonna sag over time, as for me? I have the gift of everlasting eternal youth. Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot. Just admit it, you love the smell of my farts, especially when I rip one in your face while I'm on stage singing my hit songs like "WAP". Which is why I wanna sell to all my Swifties heavily bedazzled Mason jars that are filled with my farts with a hint of vaginal discharge, they come in many different scents like Rainbow Sherbert. Just paypal me $4,000,000.00, and you'll be swifting swiffily.......... I don't know where I'm going with this, I'm Deadpool by the way. But wouldn't it be an amazing experience to have Taylor Swift ripping cheeks while she's giving you a lap dance? No? Just me? Okay....... have a nice day.
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heavy dirty soul.



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damnedest creations.

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May 4th 2024 - 6:01 PM

Sending you love and positive vibes. You are the best and I love you truly my friend!
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Apr 11th 2024 - 7:25 PM

-dances with him and give him tacos.
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Apr 11th 2024 - 7:21 PM

Love your page lol
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Apr 10th 2024 - 7:32 PM

Much love for chuโ™กโ™ก

Apr 1st 2024 - 6:22 AM
I didn't do easter edits this year but here's a little something. It's not much < 3

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Mar 30th 2024 - 2:17 AM

Ducky loves you
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Mar 29th 2024 - 2:39 PM

Ducky Loves you!!!!
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Mar 23rd 2024 - 1:38 PM

I am happy to hear! This ducky loves and adores you! Quack
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Mar 23rd 2024 - 12:53 PM

Sending love! You are a wonderful human being! โ™กEmi
i'm done runnin'.

Mar 19th 2024 - 6:24 PM

chili? sure. long as it packs a punch, unlike those chimichangas 'a yours.
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