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MySpace era-writer. Cartoon AU. Human version and 'toon rodent' version. Somewhat dark themes ahead.

Male
29 years old
Manasseh City, Kansas
United States

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GeneralWitchcraft, theater, film... daanciing, photography, gardening, collecting crystals... playing video games with my little brother JULIO, bull ridin' at the rodeos, enjoying a GOOD CIRCUS, I love going to the circus for the candy-colored entertainers!!! AND see the performing animals they got on display!!! OPE and all the rides the carnies got!!! MIGHT I recommend? FRAULEIN ELSA'S attractions!! She's always got something good going!!!




AND?? Painting.. it's peaceful... sometimes? I like designing different hats and jackets!!! ONE of the plans is to put together a clothing line one day!!! My goal is to make everyone feel a sense of HEALING POWERS and smiles when they wear these!!! IN FACT? I'm putting together an organization called BUDDY'S ANGELS!!!

We believe every fighter with a GRIM past? Has a fighting chance for a BRIGHTER future!!!







Getting coffee with none other than?

One my LONGTIME friends Blitz!! He's grumpy but he's a LOVEABLE grouch!! He was always so full of wisdom and jokes... he's kinda grouchy sometimes BUT underneath the crusty and punchy attitude? Old Blitz has a HEART OF GOLD!!! He's been a travel bunny buddy with me for years!! ONCE in a while he might hop out to say a few words!!!"

He's a grouch but he's a loveable grouch!!! Old Blitz is a grumpy rabbit but---the FUNNY kind of grumpy!!!



"YOOOU CAN GO ON OUT thurrr an' do WHATEVER ya have a mind to!! AS LONG as ya put yer mind to it!!! EVEN IF it's cray-zee or maybe against the law!!! Uhh BUT?? IF a feller in a HANDSOME uniform an' TIN BADGE catches ya? He gon' have a couple THANGS to say 'bout it!!!" - Blitz the Rabbit



Let's see, uh? WELP, scrapbooking, camping, baseball, photography, fishing, Anime, dancing, manga, sculpting, FOOTBALL, carpentry, singing, going for a relaxing drive through the wilderness and downtown, woodworking, cars, crossword puzzles, film, theater, painting... and? It's been awhile but ONE of my specialties was cullinary... and computers!!! YOU MIGHT?? Go so far as to say I'm a hamster of almost all trades!!!
Music

Aaliyah Dana Haughton, Bob Marley, DIANA ROSS, the Dixie Cups, Colbie Caillat, Aretha Franklin, Taylor Alison Swift, Ben E King, CORNELIUS BROTHERS & SISTER ROSE, the TEMPTATIONS, the Del Vikings, Del Shannon, STEVIE NICKS, the Shirelles, Gladys Knight, the Skyliners, Lionel Richie, ROB ZOMBIE, Josh Turner, Dolly Parton, Tom Jones, EARTH WIND AAAAND FIRE, Manfred Mann, the Lovin' Spoonful, Meghan Trainor, Dion & the Belmonts, Mariah Carey, ACDC, Brad Paisley, Jennifer Lopez, MARIACHI musica de MEXICO---or rather? ALL of Latin America music!!!

Lady Gaga, KELLY ROWLAND, Howard Huntsberry,
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce Knowles, ALICIA KEYS, Percy Sledge, George Strait, Ricky Martin, Mary J Blige, FERGIE, USHER, T Pain, BLACKSTREET, Marvin Gaye, Elton John, Jackie Wilson, Smokey Robinson, Marty Robbins, Los Lobos, Elvis Aaron Presley, Stevie Wonder, Leslie Gore, Parmalee, the Civil Wars, Kelly Clarkson, aaaaaaand---Carrie Underwood!!!

Movies






WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, Cool World, Suicide Squad, BIRDS OF PREY, Space Jam, Desperado, Plague Dogs, Rikki Tikki Tav, Aristocats, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Watership Down, An American Tail, FRIDA, Daffy Duck's Quackbusters, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rock a Doodle, House of a Thousand Corpses, La Bamba, My Girl, Fritz the Cat, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Leon the Professional, THE DEVIL'S REJECTS, a Nightmare on Elm Street, the Book of Eli, PULP FICTION, Reservoir Dogs, the SHINING, Friday the 13th, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, the Godfather, SAVAGES, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Secret of Nimh, Smokey and the Bandit, a Goofy Movie, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, Feivel Goes West, Bartok the Magnificent, BATMAN and HARLEY QUINN, Mulan, 101 Dalmations, the Sword in the Stone, the Black Cauldron, O Brother Where Art Thou, the Great Mouse Detective, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Fox and the Hound, Nurse Betty, Robin Hood, Alice in Wonderland, Aladdin, Bonnie and Clyde, the Rescuers, True Grit, Lady and the Tramp, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Inglorious Bastards, the Godfather, Harlem Nights, Pinnochio, Hocus Pocus, American Werewolf in London!!










TelevisionLupin the 3rd, CatDog, Sabrina the Teenaged Witch, American Horror Story, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, Better Call Saul, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Samurai Champloo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Ren & Stimpy, Teen Titans, Mickey's House of Mouse, INUYASHA, Rocko's Modern Life, Samurai Jack, the PowerPuff Girls, Breaking Bad, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, and of course AMC's the WALKING DEAD!!!



BooksA Cricket in Time Square, Fantastic Mr Fox, Carrie, Things Fall Apart, the BFG, the Outsiders, Matilda, the Green Mile, Of Mice and Men, Series of Unfortunate Events, Of Mice and Men... oh. Let me think. I'd say? Pretty much anything by Clive Cussler, Batman comics, Carrie, Dracula by Bram Stoker, the Green Mile, Louis L'Amarr books are always pretty good!! I'm not much of a books hamster, as ashamed as I am to admit!!
Heroes Betty White, KING T'CHALLA, Walt Disney, Rosa Parks, Roger Rabbit, the Duke of Chutney, Professor Minerva McGonagall, Banjo the Bear, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Anne Frank, Crash Bandicoot, Inspector Pink Panther, Carolyn Jones, Sid Haig, MUSHU THE DRAGON, Sergeant Donnie Donowitz, Norman Mark Reedus ROCKET THE RACCOON, Lieutenant Aldo Raine, Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck, Rick Grimes.. uhh---before I forget?? The one and the only - IDRIS ELBA!!!








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Here for:Networking, Relationships,
Friends, Connect with Artists, Discover New Music,
Orientation: Straight
Hometown:Merriwether City
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Education:Some college
Occupation:Former delivery hamster, aspiring actor
Height:3"7'
Characters: Buddy the Hamster
Verses: Horror, Cartoon Network, Disney, Warner Brothers, Cartoon AU
Length: Multi Para, One Liner, Para, Semi
Genre: Celebrity, Horror, Mafia, Romance, Supernatural, Video Game,
Status: Divorced
Member Since:June 04, 2022




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🎭🎃🎬"He's ten buckets of crazy in a two gallon bucket!!"🤡👹🏥🧷🐀🎇✨🐹🍦🍨🍪☕




Name: Paxton Archibald Maygard

Age: Mid to late twenties, possibly early thirties.

Occupation: Former pizza delivery driver turned vigilante.

Inspirations: Ben E. King, the Pink Panther, Gomez Addams, Lieutenant Aldo Rain, Stuart Little, Evan Peters, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Rick Grimes, Roger Rabbit, Ulysses Everette McGill, and Robin Hood.

Verses | Themes: Cartoon AU, crossovers encouraged, Horror, Crime, Hollywood

Race: Cartoon Verse - Hamster, AU verse - human.



Imagine a combination of Maes Hughes from FULL METAL ALCHEMIST, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Rick Grimes from the WALKING DEAD, and Bernard the Mouse from RESCUERS rolled into one hamster and you have Buddy Maygard. In the beginning he was a pizza delivery hamster who eventually turned vigilante when he rallied a militia of other anthropomorphic animal characters to stand up against a gang of fox bikers before preparing to confront an organized mafia syndicate of weasels and rats.

Visualize a hamster in a cowboy hat with a pistol on his hip as he steps forward to confront a heavily armed team of rats and weasel mobsters. In the background Marty Robbins song 'BIG IRON' can be heard before the hail of bullets unload between each sides.



"Salutations outside---errr? Rather? Online world? My name is Paxton BUT you all can call me Buddy!! I used to travel with a pack of other talkin' animal friends who----we were all depressed and abandoned critters who thought we might band together to show the world --- giving up is NEVER a choice!! AND? That smaller critters like US can go on to do bigger things!!!


My brothers Jackie, Louie, and I lost our parents when we were pups and... we've been traveling on the road all while we were growing up...

My brother Jack made.. BAD DECISIONS during the course of HIS journey. He had the chance to do the moral thing and WORK for his money... but instead... he chose the shady way through. Jackie chose a life of crime... NOW he has to live with his decisions. For as long as I've known him? That rat was always easily distracted by the money, the pretty faces, and expensive things in life. Never actually putting in the hard work, he always wanted the easy way.


FROM what I was told? The word on the streets are? I hear he's the errand rat for the Santino Crime Weasels... they take orders from... well? The Ratdriguez Mob.. They say Doomsday Donnie has a monopoly from about as far as Chi-town to... as far as Vineyard City, Los Angeles. NOW THAT'S what they say!! For the records? I'M not close enough in the vulture circle to KNOW claw and fur, here. Fact is? I don't WANT to get close enough to find out for sure either!!!


Donnahue Castel Onorato Ratdriguez. Alias 'Doomsday Donnie.' He's the most feared yet respected SPICE LORD in all of the nation and HEAD HONCHO of the Rodentian Mafia.



My brother's always been a lost soul. In fact, I wouldn't put it past him if he was in KNEE-DEEP trouble with some of these SCARY groups of predators BOTH human and critter!!



The East coast outfit's run by.. oh I think she called herself... wait. Jazmyn 'the Dragon' Serpentares!!!



Since then, I've been meandering the world solo until I met a few new travel pals along the way!!!



Who I'd like to meet:
“The more you like yourself the less you’re like anyone else and that’s what makes you unique.” - Walt Disney 💜🐁🐾🌖




Angela Bassett, Misty Day, Darkwing Duck, the Sanderson Sisters, Donkey Kong, the Honorable Supreme Cordelia Goode, Rick Grimes, STUART LITTLE, the Chipmunk Rangers Chip & Dale, aaaaand Albuquerque's NOTORIOUS fancy-dressed lawyer Saul Goodman---buuut DON'T ask me why just yet!! Let's just say there was a FEW misunderstandings and BAD timing kind of incidents!! JUST a hamster who was in the WRONG place at the WRONG time... let's leave it go at THAT!!!


Oh aaaaand BEFORE I forget?? ROB AAAAND SHERI MOON ZOMBIE!!!!!




There is someone very special who I would love to see one more time... a mouse, a girl... a girl mouse... I was in love with her for the longest time... what we shared? What made us glow? Was something promising, rare.. and the truest form of magic I think I'll ever live to see... the kind of magic ya see in the Lady and the Tramp... the kind of magic ya see in the Notebook...




But now? That mouse girl has not only moved on in life but married someone else... I just wish I could speak with her one more time and... wish her a wholesome and sublime life from here on out... maybe?


If not this life? Maybe the next one, Chissy Rae.



"I let my butterflies die once upon a time... and it's never stopped hurting since!!!"



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△ᶠᵒʳ ᴶᵉʳᶤᶜʰᵒ

Aug 22nd 2022 - 6:22 AM


Without pain, Markus dug in an scraped the LED from artificial flesh from his cranium with a rusted and sharp piece of discarded metal shard. Tossing it to the floor, he stood on his newly formed legs - grasping at a trench coat that had been hanging off a post, slinging it over a shoulder. The streets of the city were dangerous, but he had nothing left to lose. Barefoot and alone now, the rain reflected light off his skin from the abundance of passing cars. Until one came to a stop. A hand rose and hovered over his brow to protect sensitive optics from those blinding lights.

The silhouette of what seemed like a man slowly came into view. Markus stopped in his tracks. If this stranger was any sort of threat to his survival, he wouldn't suppress the actions to protect himself. Scanning his behavior, his stress level was at 46 percent. This man must have been put off, but still confrontational. "Who...and who?" He asked in a calm tone, yet stern. As mixed hues finally focused, his eyes studied the males car before zeroing in on him, to his attire and finally onto his face. This man wasn't a threat. Without another word, Markus stepped forward - grasping him by the waist and leading him towards his vehicle. This was out of character for him - but necessary with his newfound freedom.
𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐♡𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢

Aug 11th 2022 - 11:02 PM


Her brown hues lit up in excitement as she heard the word costumes; her lips pulled up io to a Cheshire grin. "Oh my, Buddy. That's far too gracious." She let out a gleeful fit of giggles. "We would love to take them off your hands. - I'll even share a slice of my famous apple pie after we're done." her eyes flickered down to the questionnaires marking off the ones she had asked. "Whenever you're ready to get up on stage; you can, dear."

"Hiya, Min! Am I late!?!" the familiar voice made her cheeks go instant red.  Her body turned towards the door greeting the man with a smile; wearing his usual red and black ensemble "No, you're right on time, Mickey." she instantly stood up in her cherry red heels handing over the paperwork. "His name is Buddy. He's got quite a resume behind and in front of the camera. - he's even worked with Bugs Bunny." she stepped aside to give him a better view of the stage. "He was just about to give us a performance." 
𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐♡𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢

Aug 2nd 2022 - 12:03 AM


Her cheeks flushed a light pink at the mention of Mickey; she wasn't his yet, but she had hopes that he would ask her to tonight's sweetheart dinner. "OH---" she placed her hands over her heart again. "Ain't he the bee's knees, but he isn't mine yet, dear." she let out a fit of giggles again. "How I do hope he asks me at tonight's dinner...." her head tilted to the side as she noticed him pulling out a device from his pocket and pointing it at the poster, "My, oh my......do you do magic, Buddy?" her eyes widened. "That be a swell trick to do in a magic show!" 

Her glove-covered hands removed themselves from her chest and continued to write. "Daffy and Bugs are regulars at the theater, but I do know for certain he isn't showing up around here tonight, and he's on the outs with Donald." nods her head some as she looks towards the doors before leaning in close. "Daffy and Donald were once best friends,  but when he left to go work for Loony Tunes: Donald was heartbroken.  they had a falling out, and haven't spoken since." her lips turned into a small frown. : Mick and I have been trying to get the two to talk, but they're both too stubborn." she shrugged her shoulders. "The only time they're in the same room is when they're on stage together."

"Swell, so do you have any questions for me, Buddy." she looked up from the papers to his gaze. "We want your love for the theater to always be a part of the conversation - Mick adores a good critic."
𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐♡𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢

Jul 18th 2022 - 12:34 AM


"--- GWARSH, Minnie!" a stumbling Goofy tripped into the auditorium with a broom in one hand and a bucket in the other. Minnie's gaze went straight to the distressed male; her fingers instantly covered her lips to hide her small snicker. "der's bout' ah dozen people in the lobby, and I ain't even got the popcorn ready!" he removed his hat making the bucket smack him straight in the head. A mass of giggles escaped her lips. "Oh, ya goof! We're holding auditions all week. Don't ta remember?!" The distressed Goofy let out a sigh of relief. "H'YUCK! Pardon me monsieur." he placed his hat back on top of his bald head and stumbled himself back into the lobby.

her brown hues went straight back down to the application. "Earth Angel is about one of my favorites!" her smile beamed on her face as she wrote down the detail. "I do believe Bugs has a reservation with his girl Lola for tonight's picture." She positioned herself to better face him. "It's a sweetheart night! Mickey like's to hold these once a month. - so if you have yourself a girl. Please come on by." she pointed to the announcement poster at the hallway entrance. "But let's go back to the audition." her pen began to scribble some notes at the side. "Did you enjoy your experience in front of the camera? Or would you rather work behind it"



 
𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐♡𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢

Jul 14th 2022 - 11:15 PM


Her fingers twirled around the small set of pearals that rested on her neck; laughing some at his nervousness. The mention of posters caused her face to flush a bright red; she had been afraid that her work at the PAINTED LACE overshadowed her theatrics from over the years. Her lips twicthed into a small frown. -- "No, need to apologize darlin'! I do love me a gentleman." her red stained lips turned back up into a smile as she reached over to open the door to the auditorium. "While i'm fillin' out ya appllication you can decide what ya' wanna show us, dear! And also tell me more about your expierence in show biz, or theater." her finger flicked the switch up to brighten up the room. Pulling out a fressh application from a folder in her arms. "Paxton "Buddy"  Minnie made her way over to an aisle and sat down. "What other stuff have ya been in?"


 
𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐♡𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢

Jul 11th 2022 - 11:45 PM


HOUSE OF MOUSE.
7am


Mickey had decided onthe production of  "GREASE." for the season's musical; Minnie was thrilled for this would be the first time she'll be able to do something on stage without the male gaze making her feel ICK. Pushing her way through the lobby doors with a freshly baked apple pie in one hand and a basket full of THANK YOU cards with a small treat attached to them for every audtion. Placing them on the lobby desk; she quickly removed her jacket and hat.  - the smell of freshly popped popcorn rushed over her face as she stepped closer to the consession stand: indedicating that Goofy was already in preperation for tonight's showing of; Bringing up baby.  Her brown hues rolled with a laugh. "Silly, Goof." she poured herself a cup of tea with a small dash of sugar and milk before grabbing a small plate and fork: quickly scurring off to her desk to prepare for the auditions.
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"Guhhh-good morning M-miss!" her eyes flickered up from her desk her face lighting up with excitment, "Hiya, darlin!" She stood up from her desk to reach over for his portfolio, "You're just on time; you're the first one to arrive." she stared down at his portfolio glimpsing over it for a quick minute. "OH, i'm not-" she put her hand over her heart with a flushed face. "the director....or......screenwriter. He isn't here yet." she tuicked her brown curls behind her ear. "i'm just the assistant, and maybe  the Sandy of our production." her lips pulled up into a shy smile. "That's if Mickey picks me; and i'm not spotted," she shrugged her shoulders before handing him a script. "If you have something prepared: we can step into the theater....if not please choose a scene of your liking, sweets.'" 


 
мadaм devιl

Jul 9th 2022 - 4:23 PM


The two tone haired woman stood there looking at this little scared thing of a man, she listen to him as he studdered about who she was and how he heard of her. She couldn't help but raise a brow to him as he spoke. Seeing how scared he was she couldn't help but laugh some as she stood there waiting for him to be done. "DeVil, Cruella..DeVil. That's my name darling. And if it scares you to say it good, because i have been known to put fear in a lot of things. Now tell me why i would want anything to do with a rat like you? I have no need for your kind in my collaton.  I want real furs not whatever you are darling, your fur looks old and gross and not enough to do with anything with it. So why not run along rat thing."

She said with a cold and dark smirk to the little thing. As she walked away from him, she really didn't need anything from small animals seeing they really can't give her what she wanted, but knowing she was feared only put a smile on her fcae.
𝓠ᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏꜰ 𝓗ᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ

Jul 7th 2022 - 1:57 PM


Just wanted you to know that I did see & read your comment.
It was very interesting and a good start.
I loved the singing to Stand By Me!
I'm getting to replies and such, so I apologize if it's taking longer than normal.
.*Afterlife Overlord*.

Jun 27th 2022 - 8:31 AM


Papa silently watched as the hamster continued pleading and preaching, unimpressed and yawning. He knew from the beginning he would have gotten nowhere with the ginger-furred moron. The long-winded hamster's crying around made Papa wonder if that's all he did. Even the voodoo dolls surrounding vanished from their meeting out of boredom. Time was wasting, the presiding Underworld Lwa thought. After the preachy hamster only went on, he only rolled his eyes and turned his head. Half-heartedly listening all the while. On the way out of their meeting one of the shadows loomed over the side of Papa Legba and whispered while pointing.  Papa's eyelids lowered, unimpressed as he darted his red hues over to the floating shadow hissing, he scoffed again.

'see Boss? I knew we would get nowhere with this crybaby. See? We might have better luck with the cowboy, the weasels, or see if there's any other suckers!'

"Where there is no counsel, the people fall." He laughed again as he dropped his head, muttering mockingly under his breath.
"ARE YOU DONE? Plainly speaking, I AM DONE listening to you. I have LAID OUT the groundwork and proposition... and you BLEW it. JUST like the Witch Queen Cordelia? YOU are... a crybaby."  Papa rolled his eyes and finally stood up, leaning against his cane. Towering at full height, he waved his fingers up reaching out from his cloak before spinning the whirlwind surrounding them. Beneath the hamster and Papa, clouds of dirt rustled as the ground continued to rumble. Dark gray, indigo, and black clouds consumed the two before quickly dissipating to reveal they were back on earth, in the exact spot downtown at the bench where their contact initiated. The dark clouds dissipated into the bright blue morning. Only Papa Legba's amber red eyes and the tophat were visible.  His voice however continued echoing.

"FROM NOW ON... you will struggle, seldom putting in applications from theater to film set...  and crawling miserably from DEAD-END JOB to DEAD-END JOB... scrounging for coins. I MADE my offer... TURN it DOWN and you WON'T get another. UNTIL the next time we meet... PAXTON ARCHIBALD MAYGARD..."   Papa's tall and lengthy shadow rolled into a coil before popping out of existence. The deep robotic voice echoing through the morning's vacant streets.
.*Afterlife Overlord*.

Jun 27th 2022 - 7:24 AM


Papa Legba leaned backwards and c*cked his head before unleashing a baritone bellowing laugh and snorted. Behind him the legions of voodoo dolls giggling with him.  The snakes crawling beneath still hissing and rattling as fire bursted from sparks almost nowher on both sides of them. Once his laughing finished, the Lwa leaned back against his cane, he leisurely shook his head when he reached across to snatch a cigarette from the hamster's small hands.

"...YOU give DENSE a new meaning... I'M not asking you to go creep on them, you foolish little floofy gingerpuff!!" Papa chuckled and smirked, shaking his head.  The single cigarette was a joke, insufficient yet an offer, he sat back and suddenly realized. Shrugging his shoulders, his red eyes shifted back from the cigarette then the lonely pathetic hamster. Taking a deep breath himself, he momentarily had to jog his memory before back to business.

"WHAT I bring to your path... is all of your broken dreams resurrected... a new path MANIFESTING your wildest passions. A career in the film industry and performing the stages of broadway!!!" Papa firmly forced his cain down with one hand and the other hand waving through the crisp air between them as his animated smile expressed interests for both his and Buddy's.

"Screeplay writers, directors, actresses, producers... and agents from.. well? ALL OVER the states... fighting over you to be in their productions. JUST think... your favorites. Madison Montgomery? Idris Elba... Salma Hayek... Rob and Sheri Moon Zombie? Edward James Olmos... Margot Robbie? Everyone in your collection of film favorites. All on speed dial and on the set almost EVERY week."  Papa hunched over his cane and leaned in to match his wide fiery eyes with the hamster. 

"ADDITIONALLY? Your dream home... at least three cars. ALL of the money you never see in THIS life. And?  A spouse.. ONE who's? An actress, SUPER MODEL, writer, cosplayer... a painter, musician, a singer and dancer... or an all-around CAMERA HAM just like YOU."  Papa's fingers rapidly flicked as his hand shook.

"OR you can go around doing as you've BEEN doing and BEING the same as you've been being. Wallowing around in self-pity. WORKING dead-end jobs after long days turning into long weeks. DROWNING yourself in tears, Mountain Pepper, and bourbons until your KIDNEYS shut down one day. You'll WREAK of loneliness, whiskey, desperation, and CHEAP cigarettes until the day you LEAVE this earth."  Papa's voice reverbed into a mechanical and echoing baritone only loud enough to bounce back from the walls.

"ALL. I need from you? Is your IRON-CLAD loyalty.  To ANSWER to my beckoning call. BEND. At. My demand. You get the picture. OOONCE A YEAR... you... perform a service for ME... on a night of MY choosing... and then? Only then? You'll have the red carpet married life you've always wanted."  Papa's eyes turned black with his pupils turning fiery yellow and red hues as he slammed his cane against the dirt beneath them, rumbling the earth below.
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