from a young age, alex knew that he wasn't going to be the dream child his parent's had prayed for night after night. he was always going to be
different. from the trips to the principal's office to the bribe's his father would slide to the small town sheriff, alex was more than anyone had really bargained for. but what were they to do? a pastor and the homecoming queen, producing someone who could only seem to think about what the next bout of chaos would be. they couldn't very well send him back, so instead they showered him with
love, doing their best to show him the right path he was supposed to take. well...now about five years after school, alexander was finally released from the state penitentiary after deciding that a school bus would be far too fun to steal. his parents would be so proud.
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