About me: I’m Theodora Crain, my friends and family call me Theo.
I am the younger sister of Steven and Shirley, and the older sister of Luke and Nell.
Middle child of Hugh and Olivia Crain, but my mother died when I was a child and we hardly ever see our father. Which is fine by me.
So.. I’m a lesbian. I don’t know if you needed to know that. It took my sister Shirley years to figure it out, but whatever. Now you know it anyway.
I live in LA , and I work as a child psychologist. I have a lot of personal problems because I experienced childhood trauma, the same as my siblings. So I decided to make a career out of helping other kids with theirs. I don’t really like kids, but it made sense to follow that career path. Sometimes I can help adults as well, whoever the person is, I have a gift for knowing how people are feeling even when they don’t say it.
I have a P.h.D in avoiding physical contact with other humans. I always wear gloves so I don’t have to touch anyone with my bare hands, and believe me, I have a very good reason for that.
My brother Steven once described me as a clenched fist with hair, and if you wanted to sum up my personality in one sentence, that pretty much does it.
I’m not an alcoholic.. but, well.. the aforementioned personal problems are the reason I drink, it helps me to cope with them.
That’s all you really need to know, but I may add more to this later.