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You think Chloe divorced me because I'm a perfect guy? I did a lot of things that I'm not proud of, man. And I'm just trying to work through them.

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45 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States

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Full Name: Daniel Espanoza
Nickname/Alias: Detective Douche
Dan
Gender: Male
Gender Role: Masculine
Orientation: Straight
Real Age: 47
Birthday: April 7th, 1947
Deathday: Still Alive
Birthplace: Unknown
Species: Human
Ethnicity: White

Daniel "Dan" Espinoza is a homicide detective in Los Angeles, working as a member of the LAPD. Dan is the ex-husband of Chloe Decker. Together, they had a daughter named Trixie.


I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones



Status:Taken
Whom: Charlotte
Dated: 03/19/2020
Engaged: 00/00/0000
Married: 00/00/0000

Comments: Say a few words about your relationship

Enough to make my system blow



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I'm waking up to ash and dust, I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust



I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus


the past
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Vestibulum convallis quis nunc vel feugiat. Donec at nunc sodales, ultrices lorem quis, viverra tortor. Sed sagittis lacinia ante, ac tristique felis ullamcorper ut. Suspendisse auctor est nec fringilla posuere. In luctus congue mollis. Integer eget magna ullamcorper, interdum risus ac, fringilla tellus. In dapibus risus ipsum, sit amet mollis metus sagittis ut. Quisque nec sapien id odio molestie auctor id ac tellus.

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the present
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the future
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Vestibulum convallis quis nunc vel feugiat. Donec at nunc sodales, ultrices lorem quis, viverra tortor. Sed sagittis lacinia ante, ac tristique felis ullamcorper ut. Suspendisse auctor est nec fringilla posuere. In luctus congue mollis. Integer eget magna ullamcorper, interdum risus ac, fringilla tellus. In dapibus risus ipsum, sit amet mollis metus sagittis ut. Quisque nec sapien id odio molestie auctor id ac tellus.

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I'm waking up to ash and dust, I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust



I raise my flag and dye my clothes. It's a revolution, I suppose


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𝔇evilish ⸸ 𝔓ersuasion

Jan 12th 2021 - 11:46 PM


- Steals Dans pudding hoping he wont notice. -
𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫.

Jan 8th 2021 - 3:08 PM


I might have said something, because it's nice, and you two need more of that. 
Just... don't shoot him again. I don't care if he's invulnerable, I'll do a lot more than yell next time.

Call me sometime to set up that breakfast. Trixie misses her dad.
veritas vincit.

Jan 6th 2021 - 6:16 PM


Are you sure about that, Daniel? I've heard from an absolutely anonymous source that you admire me...
𝔇evilish ⸸ 𝔓ersuasion

Jan 6th 2021 - 4:17 PM


Well forgive me for trying to help you. Your ass is so tight Im surprised you dont have dimoands coming out if it.
You need to loosen up. Dont worry if you are going to heaven or hell.  Live life and stop being a douche for once.
𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫.

Dec 27th 2020 - 2:45 PM


(It's a little short, but it gets us started!)

She still replays the moment in her head, remembers where she was when she heard it. The deafening sound of a single shot fired in the penthouse. The way her blood ran cold as she stood in the dim light of Lucifer’s lavish bedroom. How her brain was still processing, but her feet seemed to move of their own accord. The pain in her knees as she fell to them beside him, praying to whoever would listen that this wasn’t it. She couldn’t - no, she wouldn’t - lose the man she loved now. Not like this, not when she just got him, for crying out loud. 

If she really stops and thinks, her brain will tell her that she was too hard on Dan. After all, she nearly killed Lucifer herself after finding out he's the actual devil. The poison, Kinley... it had nearly cost her everything, but she had been willing, out of fear. Her heart? Well, it was ready to punch Dan in his terrified face. It’s only a stroke of luck that Lucifer’s invulnerability returned, otherwise... No. No. Don’t think about that, she tells herself. Don’t conjure up the image of Lucifer Morningstar bleeding out in your arms, and all over his penthouse floor. Not again. 

It’s Dan’s weekend with their daughter, which has Trixie more than a little excited. Dan’s been a bit more MIA than usual, and while Trixie doesn’t speak too much of how it hurts her, Chloe just knows. They need to spend some quality time together. It would be good for the both of them, really. Plus, she’s really wanting to make sure Dan isn’t planning to try and kill her boyfriend again. Yeah, that would be nice.

With Trixie on her heels, she stops at Dan’s door, and knocks. Usually she’d call, but he doesn’t seem to he a fan of those either these days. One way or another, though, she’s getting to the bottom of this. They all have to find a way to coexist. They just have to.
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮

Jun 20th 2020 - 5:41 PM


Miss you Detective ♥
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮

Apr 24th 2020 - 12:52 PM


https://youtu.be/jtvuFriX7zc


I just want to let you know that good or bad I'll go through it all with you, Dan. 
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮

Apr 17th 2020 - 1:50 PM


-Nods; I know they will Dan..and they will get whatever is coming to them. 
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮

Mar 24th 2020 - 9:58 PM


Thank you very much Dan. I was hoping it would. -Wraps her arms around trying to console him-
𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮

Mar 23rd 2020 - 8:08 PM


Of course I'm not trying to scare you Dan..It's just happening so often. -She sighed and rested her neck on his shoulder- I don't want to get rid of the waffle king, remember I said I'm in for a life sentence. 
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