wanted plots!

- plot where my muse got aggressively trashed at their friend’s bachelor/bachelorette party and married a stranger. they wake up to find that they’re now married to the most irritating, insufferable person they’ve ever met. 

- plot where our muses are both actors/actresses that land a gig as co-stars. for muse a, it’s the opportunity of a lifetime. they’re just starting out in their career (maybe this is even their first real role.) muse b, however, is a big time celebrity with a horrific reputation for being erratic, unreliable, and a nightmare to work with. (would love to play muse a for this one)

- when the character thinks they’re going to die because they got left behind by the heroes only for the villain to be the one to save them.

 - muse A and muse B are friends.  neither of them have had much luck with relationships so they decide to platonically begin to hookup.  it’s fun to explore and get experience with each other without all the expectations and pressure.  however,  they both start to develop feelings over time,  and both assume it’s unrequited. 

-  ok but a plot where muse a is the leader/part of this really dangerous and famous gang and almost everyone knows who muse a is, the horrible things they have done, how skilled they are at whatever weapon they like the most, how they have no mercy and will either kill you in matters of seconds or torture you until you’re begging for death. they’re cold, they’re calculating, rumor has it they lack a heart and soul,, but then, THEN, there’s muse b; pure, innocent, maybe shy and awkward ( or not, up to u?? ) personality is cute as f***, a marshmallow that needs to be protected, and well, muse a really wants to protect them in the moment their eyes land on muse b, even if they don’t know them at all because ‘dude they look so f***ing fragile someone is going to hurt them wtf the f***’. and one day, after days ( or weeks ) of muse a admiring muse b from afar they decide to approach them someway somehow, and poor muse b is clueless abt who muse a really is at first. this could be so angsty and fluffy and just !!!!! i Want. (would love to play muse b for this one)

- a single dad x kindergarten teacher plot where his kid is in love with the teacher, always talking about them when they get home, making them pictures and always raising their hand in class being the best student they can be. the father finds this adorable because the kid is so whipped by this teacher he’s never met due to work and the fact his mother is always picking them up. so, parent teacher night finally comes and it’s time for them to meet. and the dad realizes the reasons why his kid is so whipped in the first place. 

- “you’re so f***ing pretty” while they’re covered in drool and tears and cum and smudged make up and have little love hearts floating around in their eyes

- also yes ok i totally want a plot where for once it’s the female who’s really sexually experienced and popular, and this nerdy boy has a crush on one of her best friends, and she needs tutoring and he’s the only one who could do it- so she offers him tips and advice on how to get her friend to notice him and seem cool, in exchange he’ll tutor her. but as her best friend gains interest, he realises how inexperienced he is, so it becomes a trading of tutor- he teaches her maths equations, she teaches him how to kiss, and go down on a girl. and oh no- she’s starting to really like him???? she doesn’t want him to date her friend?? maybe he could date her instead?????

- so you and i are best friends, constant sleep overs, always running errands together and sometimes when we get really drunk or high, we f*** but we never talk about it and now it’s really getting to me because i like how you kiss me and i like our sex and i like spending time with you but do you feel the same way? should i stay quiet just so i can keep kissing you and f***ing you? hold on, did you just say you like someone that’s not me? 

- need is your love / muse a and muse b had a one night stand. muse a keeps running back to muse b for ‘just one more night’ but has become addicted to the connection they have with the other. a constant cycle of another night to break contact and come running back in a couple of weeks because muse a can’t find anyone like muse b and they don’t want to admit they have feelings. (would love to play muse a)

- give me a plot (loosely) based on casual by chappell roan where muse a and muse b who have been in a bit of a situationship for a while navigate “what they are”.  muse a is completely head over heels for muse b, taking what they can that muse b has to offer, thinking of what their future could be like together etc. meanwhile muse b is reluctant to accept the relationship as anything more than casual, even though muse b feels the same way about muse a, any steps they take towards being anything more than casual is sabotaged by muse b’s commitment issues. (would love to play muse a)

- i’ve lost my memory for whatever reason and i don’t know who you are but i just have a feeling that i’m supposed to trust you (said feeling is completely wrong and it’s an enemy of some sorts)

- gimme a plot where muse a and muse b have been broken up for a little while, but one day muse a asks to meet up and confesses that they never told their parents that they broke up and they need muse b to pretend they’re still together and go to some family event with muse a. cue pretending to still be in love, arguing about why they broke up in the first place, fake kisses that turn hungry, all the yearning and pining, one of them still being in the love with the other !! the possibilities are endless