Country: United Kingdom
August 04, 2019
02/10/2024 06:18 PM
1x1 with Psycho Bxtch
1x1 PSYCHO BXTCH
World to Explore: Worlds of DC - Suicide Squad
Harley didn't know all the ins and outs of the new recruit. She'd BARELY been given enough INFORMATION to find a way to tempt her in. A
hybrid of multiple species , including alien. Her ancestors OBVIOUSLY pulled the UNLUCKY straw when landing on Earth. Number six , as Waller had introduced her , was intended to be the SIXTH member on their SQUAD for the upcoming mission. Harley hadn't taken Amanda Waller as a pattern lover but she found some HUMOUR in it. Alongside them was going to be SECOND-IN-COMMAND Deadshot , Australian thief Captain Boomerang , a man who looked like a crocodile ( aptly named Killer Croc ) , and a guy who was KNOWN for setting himself on FIRE ( El Diablo — conveniently translated as The Devil — because there wasn't enough excitement already ). Harley had PLANNED to go through the team , INTRODUCE them and give them a rundown to Sadie , in the hope that knowing she wasn't alone was a good tactic. An EX-PSYCHOLOGIST had to ATTEMPT to find the right buttons to press and it had seemed like as good a shout as any. Harley was the one in charge this time , after all. WHY ?? Well , Harley wasn't SURE. Her past record showed that she would attempt to run away at a given moment when the opportunity arose. But she wasn't HOOKED in by the JOKER right now , there was no one else out there in her corner. Maybe Waller knew that which was why she'd given her the opportunity to PROVE herself , to give her a FEW people in her corner.
ended when Sadie finally spoke , bringing her back to the side mission at hand which was EASIER than she THOUGHT it was going to be. ❝ But I hadda whole speech planned. An' a powerpoint presentation but THEY wouldn't let me bring their laptop in. ❞ Maybe THAT was because they had PLANNED to shock her into submission. But one loose cannon in a team simply wasn't good enough for Waller apparently. That SUCKED. Harley KNEW she had a lot to give in that department amongst others although she also knew she had to rein it in if she wanted to REMAIN in charge in the FIELD, and with her head still attached to her body. ❝ Ya gave me the correct answer tho , so we just got ONE more thing to prep. ❞ For NOW , the blonde had to play BALL , which started with accepting her duties as field leader. Waller didn't want to waste any more bodies than NECESSARY and Rick Flag had EARNED the title of ❛ useful enough to no longer be thrown into a suicide squad ❜. If they'd have known before now Harley WOULD have thrown him a FAREWELL party. As it stood , she just had to step into his shoes as best she could which was difficult given her ZERO seconds of military EXPERIENCE. She reached into her pocket , and pulled out a small device. A nanite bomb injector , technology which ALLOWED Waller to CONTROL them all. It was closely controlled so it couldn't be used in any other manner. She knew that because she'd tried previously , and that had ended BADLY for EVERYONE involved. ❝ Now ya gotta get stabbed !! Ya do that we can getcha's OUTTA ya jacket and into somethin' way more FASHIONABLE !! ❞
02/09/2024 10:20 PM
1x1 with 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠.
World to Explore: Worlds of DC -The Suicide Squad
The blonde spun around on her office chair as the pristine STEREOTYPICAL meeting room was WAITING for one more guest. Waller wasn't a
fan of waiting around for others but she was LESS of a fan of waiting AROUND for others with Harley yapping in one ear so had given the woman a lollipop to shut her up until their actual guests ARRIVED. Harley knew this meant BUSINESS but that didn't mean business had to be boring. ❝ Ya COULDDA brought popcorn !! ❞ She TEASED , but ACCEPTED the sweet treat. With waller on edge , she'd already spilled most of the DETAILS to the blonde. She wasn't a FAN of repeating herself but it seemed she hated waiting around more. The PAIR were HANGING around because A.R.G.U.S had been called in to help on a S.H.I.E.L.D. mission. They NEEDED someone EXPENDABLE , and because they didn't trust Waller's own methods of keeping Harley in LINE , offered ONE of their own. It wasn't quite a bargain , because S.H.I.E.L.D. didn't win in this SCENARIO , but it was — SOMETHING — and they all had to accept that.
❝ Finally. ❞ Waller muttered under her BREATH as Phil Coulson stood OPPOSITE her with one member of his team. The blonde
looked up , lollipop stick hanging out of her mouth contemplating whether STABBING the new PARTY in the eyes with it would let her off the hook for this one. The look on Wall's FACE told HARLEY that was a no go. Sometimes she swore that woman was a mind reader , or maybe just as PSYCHOTIC as the people she SENT on her missions. Either way she screamed Daddy issues , and Harley would have reccommended her a good THERAPIST if she thought WALLER would take it.
collateral , NICE t'see ya joined the party !! Name's Harley , harley quinn !! ❞ Harley SPOKE with a smile , holding out her lollipop out towards Daisy , before TWIRLING it AIMLESSLY. ❝ So , what's a gal gotta do fer you guys ?? Need somethin' BLOWIN' up , need a bad guy savin' from a worse guy for your own PLEASURE an' ideals ?? What's the schtick here ?? ❞
02/03/2024 01:10 PM
1x1 with STOIC.
1x1 STOIC. ✨
World to Explore: Worlds of DC - Suicide Squad
Mastermind wasn't a word that often described HARLEY QUINN , but then most people OVERLOOKED her interllect and simply
focused on the crazy. Having someone follow her logic , and UNDERSTAND it , did CONFIRM to Harley that Freya had indeed been put in the right place in Gotham. It took a special kind of person for Harley's mind to make ANY sense to.
The GUM was sticky to split , but she'd given it
plenty of time to work , as she chewed on the THOUGHTS that had lead to this PLAN. They would have to be quick about their moves , the less guards they'd have to fight , the BETTER. Not that FIGHTING guards wasn't fun, but she would like to see her favourites again , and she wasn't sure if Freya's POWER could be CONTROLLED to that extent. Still , they were on the same side at least , so the blonde didn't have to be worried about being in the FIRING line.
As Harley PUSHED her own gum into the lock , a
sizzling noise could be heard as the gum appeared to corrode the lock from the INSIDE. Within a MINUTE , faint click could be heard , and with a gentle push the door was open. Kicking it DOWN was more her STYLE but she had to be quiet until she reached the stores where her baseball bat was waiting for her. POKING her head out , she LOOKED left and right , there wasn't any guards on their way just yet. Beckoning her to follow , the blonde CARTWHEELED into the hall , WAITING for her new partner in crime. She would be a good companion whilst Harley only had herself to use. Just because was RESOURCEFUL , didn't mean the blonde couldn't PLAY to the advantages of her environment.
A few flips down the hall though , and an ALARM started. ❝ Well THAT ain't happened before !! ❞
01/29/2024 08:48 PM
World to Explore: Harley Quinn - Sound mind
The blonde stared out into the distance , the EXPLOSIONS lighting up the Gotham SKYLINE as smoke billowed in the air.
sirens could be heard from all the emergency services as she HERSELF was sat in the back of an AMBULANCE. There were obvious occupational hazards to working at Arkham Asylum , she'd known that going in. She had her TARGET , a male who she had HOPED would unveil his smoke and mirror show for her. She believed she had the skills to delve deep enough into his PSYCHE to pull out TRUTHS that no one else had found. Part of her knew she should have known better that to have that much hope.After being given the all CLEAR , she was given the REST of the week off work. Her boss had claimed it was for her own mental health , but it was hard to practice PSYCHIATRY in a patient FACILITY with no patients , and hardly any facility left standing. With a sigh she climbed onto her MOTORBIKE , the ONLY thing that could thrill her as much as he had , and headed off towards her dull and dreary apartment in the CITY.
At LEAST that had been the plan , but
subconsciously , as the events of the night played out in her MIND , the blonde had ENDED up somewhere significantly more dangerous , as she had climbed to one of high points on the city ROADS. There , LEANING against one of the safety barriers was a pale man with green hair watching the chaos of his HANDYWORK from a SAFE distance. He turned , a charming smile as always as the horrors of what had occurred were still GLAZED over the blondes eyes.
❝ Oh Pooie , ❞ he
cooed softly , bringing a coarse hand to her chin , pulling it UP so she'd meet his GAZE.
❝ I thought this was something you'd WISH for. You'd always complain about work to me , so I thought I would make it LIGHTER for you , Doc. ❞
❝ Lighter... ❞ She BREATHED softly , that was the KEY word. In a way , he had made the facilities
brighter and her work load was now non-existent , but something didn't seem to SETTLE in her brain. ❝ I don't THINK I'm gonna be a Doc fer a while , Mista' J. ❞
❝ Then how about — ❞ he paused for effect , as if pondering the many POTENTIAL nicknames he could GIVE her. The blonde was holding her breath
waiting on tenterhooks for his answer. Her waiting look and WIDE eyes made his SMILE seem even brighter as his thumb brushed against her chin.
❝ Harley Quinn. ❞
01/16/2024 03:07 AM
✦|| 1x1: Power Trip
1x1 Power Trip
World to Explore: Worlds of DC ~ Suicide Squad
Magic in Gotham was typically held at the darkest corners , which for a dark city like Gotham sounded almost impossible. The day-to-day runnings relied on enough lowlifes and masked criminals that magic barely had its place. The mystical arts , however , did worm its way into Gotham streets. At first it looked like there was a new drug , as general criminal activity dropped on the streets. It seemed that overnight , Gotham went from having bustling city nightlife , to silence , and Harley didn't do well in silence. Harley had to find out what was going on. With a baseball bat slid into its holder , the blonde took to the streets herself , hoping she'd find some answers or at least a cop to occupy her time.
As she wandered , the lack of activity was starting to get to her. Not even a bat was in the sky. No beacon of hope , or fear depending on your side of the line. But then , there was no sirens. Not even a car alarm could be heard wailing. She could have sworn she'd heard a cat meow from a block away , but maybe she was just going insane. It wouldn't exactly have been the first time. Was it her crazy mind that meant it hadn't affected her yet ?? Or was it simply a matter of time.
Turning the corner , she saw a green swirl of mist , which would have been mistaken for a Joker or Scarecrow project had it not sparkled in the light. It was trickling from one of the drains , lingering a little too long for her liking. She had no idea what it was exactly , but it didn't belong in Gotham City , not even with the tricks and schemes that did roam throughout the city. ❝ I don't think even a giant hammer 's gonna get us outta this one !! ❞ But was the Bat even able to help in this situation ?? Gotham City needed someone new. They didn't even have to be a hero , Harley wasn't one herself by anyone's standards. After all , it'd take someone who could think like Gotham's underworld , to save it.
01/06/2024 05:12 AM
✦|| 1x1: Brandon Breyer
1x1 Brandon Breyer / Brightburn
World to Explore: Not specified "Ain't that the same thing??" She questioned with a tilt of her head, hand on her chin. "Like I'mma sayin' if ya doin' something that'll catch his attention ya gotta at least fight him anyways and I don't think ya plan on losing so surely ya may as well go after him and try and stop him that way." That wasn't exactly the way the world actually worked but Harley logic rarely made sense to anyone else. "The Phantom Zone is a big scary sky prison for the worst things that Earth can't hold. Least that's what I gathered when Bats threatened me with it. I don't think he was serious but then Bats making a joke is kinda rare. Compared to that place though, Arkham's a cake walk. Not a prison exactly, the real prison's Blackgate but most people don't get sent there. The crazies and loonies and people like you an' me get sent to Arkham Asylum where we practice how quickly we can break out again because for a secure facility - it's about as secure as a lock made of chocolate !!" And now she was craving something sweet after thinking about chocolate. Harley really needed to control her trains of thought more so they weren't five trains on three different tracks trying not to crash into each other.
Harley furrowed her brow, as she tried to tame her wandering thoughts and actually lsiten to what the male in front of her had to say. "So yas not really like him at all then are yas. Being from Krypton is kinda his whole schtick. Ya just a guy with flying pwoers and super strength. Can yas still shoot laserbeams from ya eyeballs because that'd fun to see!! Wait, don't like aim it at me though, that sounds less fun." Sharing the same weakness would kinda give the game away so Harley was glad it was different or else that would have been boring. His beliefs about pain were certainly curious, and the psychiatrist side of her would have loved to delve more but harley had to be careful when asking those sorts of questions. "Be glad Waller ain't found you. Ya sound like just the kinda guy she'd love to strap a bomb to before making ya do her biding. I like pain, I like destruction, send me on a suicide mission and I'll accidently come back still alive type." Okay she really had to refocus. "But ya don't gotta worry about her, at least not yet. What...darker versions are you on about?? Because humans are fragile, they smush pretty easily under a hammer."
01/05/2024 03:25 PM
1x1 with Sinnamon Roll
1x1 Sinnamon Roll
World to Explore: Rebirth Harley Quinn
One thing Harley preferred about Coney Island compared to Gotham City was the fact that every now and then she actually saw the sun. Gotham was dark and grey and gloomy. The sun had simply abandoned that city , although it never had a reason to show its face since all the activity happened when the lights flickered over the dark streets. That was Harley's fourth reason for leaving the city. Reason one had been her ex for obvious reasons , and the second was the Batman himself as he made her very aware of her actions and the blonde was never sure whether that was intentional or not. The third reason was that she'd been gifted a penthouse , as long as she kept claiming the rent from the other tenants in the building and who didn't want free housing in a legal way ?? It gave her one less worry and it was proof that she was trying to turn a new leaf — emphasis on trying.
Whenever Harley wanted to remind herself of what she'd left behind , however , she wouldn't travel all the way back to Gotham but would simply hit the subway and head for downtown New York which most of the time was just as grey , but had a lot more billboards that still worked ( as someone hadn't been bashed through them at 3am for fun ). She mostly spent her times trying to figure out if anyone in the main city could rival her favourite hotdog bodega but a few blocks in the wrong direction and she typically found herself in trouble. Maybe trouble just went looking for Harley Quinn because it never seemed to be too far from her. This time was no exception as in front of the blonde was a dead-end , with two petty criminals finishing off a deal. ❝ Look I don't want no trouble , I was just lookin' fer food , we can be chill about this !! ❞
The look in the male's eyes said different as if on cue he flicked open his jacket and a glint of metal shone through. Harley didn't need to ask what that was but she had no plans of getting herself into anything. The gun made her hesitate for just long enough as the second male blocked the exit. ❝ So, we're doin' this the hard way. Ya won't let me go , I say I won't help , ya say I need to be taught to keep my mouth shut , which many people have tried to do by the way and all of 'em failed , so then you'll roll your eyes , say I talk way too much and then offer me cash to join you because I'm less of a liability at your side and can't go ratting yas off to the cops !! So what's the plan and how much am I getting paid ?? ❞ It seemed today was a day where it was necessary to cross the line between good and bad. She just hoped the news wouldn't surpass the dead end's walls.
12/20/2023 03:50 PM
2024 Archived Writing
These are all of my written replies, starters and drabbles posted this year (2024). Worlds where important have been listed. Samples are ordered alphabetically by writing partner. All writing saved that was written prior to the start of 2024 can be found here.
10/12/2023 03:15 PM
1x1 with ArmedAndDangerous
1x1 Armed And Dangerous
World to Explore: Infinite Frontier Patrol was likely the wrong word as that seemed too ❛ hero ❜ and Harley knew she couldn’t play that game very well. After returning to Gotham , and vowing to make amends for everything she’d done , the city had started to see her differently. She was bad at being bad , and also bad at being good , but that didn’t mean she couldn’t try to be good. Under the watchful eye of Batman she had done her best to toe the line. But that , in short , was boring. Harley needed something else to entertain herself as the perfect opportunity for her to play hero landed right in front of her.
Harley wanted to try and prove she was a part of the team , or at least could be a part of the team , but finding a worthy opponent had been challenging. Then she saw the scene , her favourite-est hot-dog stand in the whole of Gotham , in flames. At first she simply thought it was some pesky teenagers looking for something fun to do but then she spotted the canister. Firefly. A real , actual target she could capture and present to the heroes. They’d love it !! Okay maybe love was a strong word but just maybe catching Firefly would earn her some respect amongst the BatFam and other heroes.
She’d worry about the consequences later. First she had to catch them. Taking to a chase , Harley flipped to close the gap , using her bat to push the Firefly up against the wall. They were lighter than she remembered which caught her off-guard. They pushed back , and Harley’s bat swung back with the momentum , lost to the nearby flames. Pulling away quickly , to make sure she didn’t lose any more , the blonde took off in pursuit. It seemed the one thing Firefly’s costume wasn’t good for was running as she easily caught up. After chasing him around the block , the blonde used one of the ribbons in her hair to tie his wrists around the nearby railings.
❝ I did a thing !! ❞ She smiled , shouting to anyone ( hero preferred ) who would be willing to listen , showcasing the male she had tied to the railing. Excited , she pulled off the mask hoping to see the Firefly she’d seen in Arkham on many occasions , but Harley was left disappointed.
So it wasn’t the jackpot she’d been expecting !! ❝ Awww come on , f*** sake !! ❞ She rolled her eyes , throwing the goggles away. It was , in fact , just a teenager pretending to be one of Gotham’s criminals that had a reputation. It was something she had originally predicted although where they got the backpack and flame-proof suit was a subject up for debate. ❝ Now look at this guy , faking be a bigger bad guy than he actually is an’ he burnt down Li’l Weenies !! How am I supposed to survive without Li’l Weenies ?! Ya should be in school an’ learnin’ ‘cause if wanna get where I am ya gotta get yaself a PhD. !! ❞ Okay so her doctorate hadn’t been the reason she was slightly insane and screaming at a teenager but she thought she’d made her point.
10/07/2023 03:10 PM
1x1 with Mortal Coil
1x1 Mortal Coil
World to Explore: Harley Quinn - Breaking Glass The blonde hopped around from place to place often and breaking out of juvenile prison was just another mark on her resumé. Her mother hadn't cared since starting her world cruise and it wasn't like her registered carer was around anymore. Having previously found a home surrounded by Drag Queens , the blonde had thought about going back but she didn't want to give them the trouble of a young girl with a record. She did have a sneaky goodbye to Mama before running off and with the Queen's contact info in her phone , the blonde got on the next bus and left with no idea on where she was going or what she planned to do. Well she knew she had to do one thing at Mama's request. He wanted her to go back to school again , and had placed a few phone calls. Despite her record , Harley was accepted at Nevermore Academy because apparently they could knock her into shape. Or at least prevent her from running away again. Harley just hoped she'd make some friends and have some fun , and her old friends ( and enemies ) had shown her how to do that in abundance. Beanie hat on , she settled onto her final bus of her journey. Mama hadn't dropped the bomb that'd it'd be a boarding school but it wasn't that important , right ??
Nevermore looked daunting from the outside , had a looming presence the blonde couldn't quite put her finger on , but either way she confidently walked up to the front door before quickly being escorted to the Principal's Office. There , Principal Weems gathered a new uniform for Harley. She wasn't exactly one for wanting to look the same as everyone else but Harley was sure she could make the black and blue pinstripes look good , somehow. That was when she found out she'd be staying on a more permanent basis and it was off to meet her new roommate.
❝ Hiya Roomie !! I mean I weren't told it was a prison in here but the black and blue is definitely better than an orange jumpsuit. Orange is so not my colour !! ❞ Harley waved enthusiastically to the shadows of the walls that seemingly reflected her roommate's personality. ❝ I'mma Harley , Harley Quinn !! Nice t'meetcha !! ❞ She bowed a little , holding out her hand which had a concealed buzzer set up to add a little shock to her welcome. She really needed to lighten the mood in here.
View All Posts