*Rules*

I do not type in text shorthand and will not respond if you type this way. It's a personal pet peeve of mine and it makes me want to pull my hair out.

Literacy is a must. I understand spelling mistakes happen and grammar isn't always perfect, but if I can't understand what you're saying then I'm not responding.

I hate hate hate hate hate small talk. Just don't. Let's get to the point.

I don't have a reply minimum but I expect some kind of effort.

Do not add me if you're under 18. Mature themes ahead.