Lost in the Couve (Vancouver)
Category: Stories

Vancouver,Canada

Having been hours of wandering with no sense of direction or end in sight, Johnny was ready to give up turning on his heel he starts walking tirelessly until something caught his eye, was he hallucinating or did he really find the holy grail of happiness? allowing his feet to guide him he followed the neon sign to an establishment that read the name N05 Orange. 

It did not take long for the short males expression to go from exhausted to a devilish grin, realizing it was in fact a Strip Club his curiosity got the best of him as he took a front row seat. 

"Hey sexy what'll it be?" 

Johnny looked around for a second before addressing the female who gave him a handful of money and pointed to the buddies.

"A lap dance would be nice but what the hell am I supposed to do with these?" 

The large group had now burst into laughter at the prank they pulled informing Johnny they were not in America anymore. 

"You use these to pay for things we call them Loonies and this is Canada sir." 

Utterly confused he did the next best thing he was good at and it was random acts of goofiness. 

"So what am I supposed to do? just throw these onto the stage like some kind of wishing well or Casino?. Cha Ching Jackpot baby"

"No sir, if you want the thrill we got actual bills that are $5, $10 or $20 I advise you to go with those instead." 

Conclusion

Although he had no idea what he was up against at first, Canada had become a friendly and accepting place he would vacation at often. He did get his lap dance and a number but no official date yet