OPTIONAL TASK 396

Riddles:

1.) What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? I.) A pumpkin patch.

2.) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A.) No body.

3.) Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? Q.) The Crossing Gourd.

4.) What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? F.) Pumpkin Pi.

5.) I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I? T.) A candle.

6.) What would be everyone’s favorite season if money did grow on trees? M.) Fall.

7.) What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? E.) Squash.

8.) What happened when the turkey got in a fight? B.) He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

9.) Who lives in the scary Hundred-Acre Wood? R.) Winnie the Boo.

10.) What did one leaf say to another? H.) I’m falling for you.

11.) Why are all Superman costumes tight? C.) They’re all size S.

12.) Why do birds fly south in the fall? O.) Because it’s too far to walk.

13.) Why is Dracula so easy to fool? D.) Because he’s a sucker.

14.) What falls but never breaks? G.) Nightfall.

15.) What asks but never answers? J.) An owl.

16.) What is a tree’s least favorite month? L.) Sep-timber

17.) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? P.) Straw-berries

18.) Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? S.) Because he was out-standing in his field.

19.) Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield? K.) Because the corn has ears.

20.) Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? N.) Because he had a great fall.