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[ cs. ]: criminal background.
 arrest record includes:
breaking and entering ( it's the thrill of it. when nothing else seems as particularly interesting. you just break into the houses lining the street of your rich little neighborhood. eat their food. steal their things. they couldn't figure out who was doing it - you were so good too, kept your face off camera, you were out before the police arrived. )
assault and battery ( it's just that - nobody messes with you. especially when you're standing in a gas station buying something for once. it's hard to pocket the soda fountain drinks, after all. he had this cocky smile and you warned him, you really did, but he moved closer. so, you know, you punched him straight in the jaw and kicked him straight in the balls. you aren't even quite sure which order tha was in. something like that. then you walked out with the soda. tossing money on the counter. poor gas station attendant. )
grand theft auto ( oh, also. on your way out you happened to also steal his car with the keys you swiped off him in the middle of the assault. it's not even the first car you stole - it's just the one you've gotten caught stealing. )
criminal identity theft ( the fun part? the REAL fun part? you knew you were going to get caught. there's cameras. you aren't dumb - you just didn't finish school because you had zero motivation to do anything with your life. so before those sirens went off behind the stolen car you're joy riding in - you used google and street knowledge to conjure up a fake identity. so when the cops arrested you - they didn't arrest sabina wilson. physically, yes. but on record, you were some other poor chick. now she has the real criminal record. )
YOU'RE REAL GOOD AT BEING A CRIMINAL.
normally that doesn't get you anywhere. but charlie isn't just anyone. he's the man that founded a super spy organization of women with very certain talents.
yeah, if it wasn't for charlie and becoming an angel,
you'd be dead or in prison. instead stealing cars, assaulting people and breaking and entering now saves lives.
imagine that.
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