1. What is your name?
 

I’m rather popular so I go by many names.  But you may call me Tempest since its the most common one.

2. What is your real name?

*Grins*  If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

3. Do you know why you were called that?

My real name?  Aye.  My mother had an ancient blood-tie linked to some fat adulterous nobleman who she tried to revitalize a form of honor through cursing me with name.  Which is pretty ironic with all things considering now.

4. Are you single or taken?

Single and ready to mingle, mate.

5. Have any abilities or powers?

Oh, absolutely!  And I have even more in the bedroom.

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Hah!  I can assure you I am all 100% masculinity in its rawest form.

7. What’s your eye color?

Blue.

8. How about your hair color?

Black.

9. Have you any family members?

Aye, and I intend to kill every single one of them… or at least those that are cultists.

10. Oh? What about pets?

I never heard of any animal swearing themselves to a False God or using bloodmagic in some devious ritual; so I guess they would mostly be safe from me.

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

What I don’t like?  Not much…  Cultists…  Pedophiles….  Um… Hypocrites.  Pompous Nobles…  So… People!  Aye.  I don't like people in general of the Higher Class.

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?  

Drinking, one night stands, stage entertaining, threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, exceedingly high number of somes, dancing, physical raw indulgences, immersive passionate activity, fighting, ---have I mentioned f***ing yet?   I really enjoy the occasional f***ing.

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

Of course, and sometimes they even enjoy it...

14. Ever… killed anyone before?

*laughs*  Oh, aye.  I have killed a lot of people and I plan to kill a lot more!

15. What kind of animal are you?

I suppose a snake?  Maybe?  I don't know.  I haven’t really given it much thought.  But I do have two snakes tattooed on my hip so, I may as well own up to the ink.

16. Name your worst habits.

What worst habits?  I have none!  I am a perfect individual.

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

*Scoffs*  No.  I told you, ‘I’ am a perfect individual.  Why would I look up to anyone other than myself?

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?
 

I’m straight.  I’m so straight my c*ck doesn't even lean.

19. Do you go to school?

Not anymore, but I did for a time.  I went to Asriel Academy and eventually I dropped out.

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

What are you, my mother?  

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

I’m sure I have plenty screaming my name and throwing their panties when I walk by.  It can be a problem being this awesome.

22. What are you most scared of?

I don't believe I have any fears.  Just challenges.

23. What do you usually wear?

It mostly depends on the current occasion or activity.  I’m not vain, but I would rather blend in to the appropriate ensemble.

24. Do you love someone?

Myself.

25. What's their name?

Me.  Myself.  I just told you…  *looks around suspiciously*  What trickery is this?

26. When was the last time you wet yourself?

If you mean from bodyshots, then the answer would be last week.  But that is the point!  A bodyshot is poured liquor onto the body for another person to lick or suck off from the exposed skin…   I party a lot...or as often as I can.

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

I was born High Class but Exiled into No Class and for that, my mother’s an Ass Class.

28. How many friends do you have?

While I am popular, I only trust maybe one or two people…

29. What are your thoughts on pie?
 

I love pie!  Apple pie, pumpkin pie, fur pie-- I think I’ve had more fur pie than all other pie combined.  Of course, I’m not one to really judge any pie as a favorite--they’re all equally delicious.


30. Favorite drink?

Aged Tevine Brandy stirred with a wyvern eyeball and small dose of its hallucinogenic poison.  I can never find that unless I actually travel into Tevinter.  Orlais has something close to that, since they occasionally indulge in wyvern hunts, but the taste just isn’t much like it is at home.

31. What’s your favorite place?

It's really a tie between the bedroom or on a stage.  I do like to show off.

32. Are you interested in someone?

Aye.  Always.

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

Care to find out?  *reaches for his buckle and starts to unfasten his breeches*   Oh, by the way, you’re going to need a long ruler...

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

Wait.  What happened to measuring my d*ck?   Was that not really an interest?

35. What’s your type?

Um… Any?  *goes back to refastening his breeches and secures his buckle back on*

As long as it's a pair of bouncy tits, a tight snatch and has no problem telling me I’m a God.  Just about any would work.  

36. Any fetishes?

*laughs*  Let’s see…  Bondage, pain, humiliation, flogging, silk knots, leather, jewelry, filth talk, mud wrestling, waterboarding, choking, spit-roasts, tentacles, added toys, groupies, food, magic, alcohol--Oh, I could go on for days…

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?

I am more dominant by far than I am submissive...and that’s mainly because my stamina and expectations are both exceedingly high.  Plus, my upbringing was...rather unique, to say the least.

38. Camping or indoors?

Either way, it doesn't really matter to me.  I could get it up anywhere.  Indoors, outdoors, on a saddle, upside down, around town…  so long as sex is involved.

39. Are you wanting the interview to end?

Does a varghest have three testicles?

40. Now it’s over!

*Chugs down another ale.*  Splendid!