Don't Annoy Me, Here Are Rules
I don't have time for small talk, nor do I have the stomach for it.
I will purposefully call people the wrong name.
I will accidentally call people the wrong name.
Sherlock is an a**hole. Deal with it, be butt hurt, leave, I don't really care.
Sherlock has John.
If you flirt with John or make passes Sherlock will forever have you on a list and your life will probably turn to sh*t.
If you talk to my Sherlock, don't be boring, because then you will come out of it upset.