In a perfect world, we wouldn't need these.

Too bad the world has gone to hell in a hamster ball.

Read and sign or risk being deleted; your call.

You rebel, you.

One: I am twenty three years of age in the real world. What this means is that I don't have to answer to any of you, and if I want to have gratuitous sex, use drugs until I get AIDs, and shoot whatever the hell I want - I can do that.

Two: I am not a boyfriend stealer. I have no intention of stealing your damn boyfriend. I'm not a slut, either, so don't get the wrong idea by my pictures. If you message me solely for sex (and I've had a few), expect to be deleted and blocked.

I'm a fucking lady. You gotta wine and dine this shit before you can score with me.

Three: I curse liberally. I call them sentence enhancers. They actually make me feel like a fucking classy bitch, so get over it. If you don't like it, there's no reason you can't ignore me. ;)

Four: It's time to talk about everyone's favorite part of the rules! STARTERS I write each and every starter up for the individual person. They alternate between being 3 paragraphs to 17. It depends on my mood and the inspiration behind it. 

Five: Seriously. Tell me if you're not going to reply to my shit. It's just rude to keep someone hanging, assholes.

Six:  Do not fucking God Mod me. I've been in this game longer than most of you, so I don't appreciate being told I don't know what I'm doing. If you try to control me, you'll get an out of character response (strategically spoken as if in character) insulting you and/or your mother. We can avoid all of this awkwardness by just not doing it.

Seven: I am not here to sex it up. You likely won't get any sex from me unless it's pertinent to the story line somehow. If I find someone I like, you best believe that I'm fucking faithful. I expect the same in return.

Eight: Additionally; I don't date outside of Roleplay anymore. The last time I did that, it became shitty quick. So, keep your shit to yourself.

Nine: No fuckin' drama. I got enough of that shit as it is, I don't need yours. Rarely, if I ask, it's fine to talk to me about it. If not - I'll delete all your messages. I'm very good at pretending I don't care.

Ten: I have anxiety and depression in real life. What this means is that sometimes my responses will get very graphic or very depressing, depending on the mood. If it's not something you can handle, or you can't reply to it, tell me and I'll re-write it.

HOW ABOUT THEM FUCKIN' RULES?

WEREN'T THEY SEXY?