RULES.

I bit of a note before I begin. If my profile appears strange, the culprit would mostly be because you are using Internet Explorer and IE is every browser's retarded cousin. My profile is best viewed in Mozilla Firefox, Safari and Chrome, because those browsers make sense. Thanks.

1. I am a Novella writer-
To me that means I write, at the very least, ten paragraphs per comment. I prefer quality however, so if you know that yours dwindles after a certain point, don't go on boring me with fillers just to make the cut. Send me what feels right and all should be fine. On that note I will not write with anyone who has a policy of READ WRITE DELETE. I did not just send you twenty paragraphs for it to be deleted in a few days.

2. I have an 18+ rating-
This character deals with very adult themes. I believe that is self explanatory, but if you need it spelled out for you, it means I write:  Death, gore, sex, drugs and rock and roll. This also means that I am not shy about these things. I RP in comments and discuss in messages. I will not switch to messages when a sex scene comes up. I will fuck in journals and in comments. If that is something you do not want to see then don't read them. I believe that sex is necessary for character development in a story and I have no problems with people reading my storylines which includes any possible sex. Switching to messages when a sex scene comes up and going back to comments when it's over just seems like cyber-sex to me and is fucking retarded.

3. Don't steal-
I know that The Doctor is a character from a television show and therefore not my property, however please refrain from copying my writing or any AU information I may include upon my page.  Do not take any photos/gifs or navigation links I may edit from my page, as I have worked on them for a long time and it's just rude.

4. I don't do RL drama-
Unless we become close and you're informing me in messages (or aim) I don't care what your boyfriend, or best friend, or mom has done to you. I also don't care about your issues with other roleplayers which are not my concern. I'm not here to protect anyone who starts fights who I just met over the internet, and if you start that kind of shit, I will kindly see my way out of it. RP drama is a must, but I draw the line there.

5. I am a Multi-Storyline account-
I am no one's husband, unless I state otherwise. I am not cheating on anyone. Every storyline is unique.  I will roleplay any Doctor you may prefer as well as an AU Twelfth Doctor (with Gerard Way as plaby) for entirely new adventures.

6. Be creative-
Don't let these rules intimidate you. I like to think I can be a pretty nice person when you get to know me. So don't be afraid to speak to me. I prefer to discuss storylines so please message me and talk to me about any ideas you may have, and I will do my best to work with you to create a good connection. I would prefer it if I wasn't sent premade starters, because it just reveals that you may be unable to reply with a comment of the same quality after I've taken the time to give you a unique reply. Every storyline is different. Nobody meets the same way every time.

7. If you showed interest send the starter-
For the most part, I believe that if you've added me you should send the starter. Sometimes I may break this rule if I'm feeling creative and truly long to write with someone and I may write the starter. I have a tendency to write a lot (which ranges at about 8-20 paragraphs, but I have done much more.) So I don't want my time to be wasted on someone who won't reply accordingly. If you cannot handle that, don't bother. I'm definitely not here to one-line, or talk in text speech.

8. Use proper spelling and grammar-
Do try to speak English. I am not perfect and I will make mistakes, but I at least attempt to be coherent. Use spell check, it is readily available on just about every writing program. Re-read before sending comments to me and edit them. It is greatly appreciated.

-Now I understand that for some people, English may be their second language, and for cases like this I will not complain so long as I know that what they've sent is the absolute best they could do. In short, don't half ass what you send to me and all will be fine.

9. No Godmoding-
I believe we should all try to be as fair as we can. I know that this is hard to do with a world full of bloodthirsty vampires, lazer gun wielding aliens, animalistic werewolves, terrifying demons and powerful gods, but it is possible to write with each other without always trying to one up one another. Fighting just goes on forever otherwise and I'm very picky about choosing fights. I won't rip out your spine (I may blow you into space however) and I expect the same courtesy. On that note, don't write for my character, it's fine and dandy to write out responses to actions my character has done, or even to say you watched me do it, but not until after I've done it. In other words don't say you watched me dance around in a chicken suit when in my last comment I haven't even put the suit on yet. Small things like pulling me in a certain direction by the hand are fine though. I mean how else would we get anywhere?

10. No butting in where you don't belong-
I post a lot of journals, but they're not necessarily for everyone. I understand that journals are much more public than messages or comments, and I really don't mind people reading them, so as long as I don't address anyone specifically they are free game. However if I express that a journal is for someone else, please keep from throwing in your two cents. If it is written that I am speaking in the privacy of my own room with another character, there's no way you could ever see the conversation even if it is in journals. So move on, and don't respond unless you're called upon, no matter how the journal may make you feel. Feel free to laugh or respond to any random banter you find amusing however.

11. Be patient-
Did I mention I hate people who complain? That includes people who rush me for replies. I answer people as quickly as possible, but I do have a life outside of RP and several other characters that demand my attention. I also like to take my time, because I refuse to send people crap. If I am taking longer than usual, I will message you and tell you why. Don't rush me, don't posts statuses saying things like, "Comments people!" "I'm bored!" "Pay attention to me!" "No one's talking!" It is annoying, and I will delete you. I can't stand attention whores.

12. I am here to Roleplay-
I am on this site because I long to role play, so don't ask me stupid questions like "Do you want to roleplay?" I will delete you. This is a Roleplaying site, what the bloody hell do you think I want to do? Catch my interest, send me a storyline idea and I will add to it. Send me an interesting starter and I will reply. That is what I'm here for.

-The Doctor.