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The air was thick with smoke from blaster fire and explosions, the sound of AT-STs and AT-AT walkers could be heard in the distance. As they closed in where the main incursion force was pushing, the ground began to rumble with each step that was heard. Like thunder and a quake mixed together they created fear within the opposing force, the nearly broken band of what this planet's army used to be. Rebels. They had already taken the capital and most of the other major cities, but this one...this Vanka Bre had been a thorn in their invasion. Casualties on the side of the Dominion had been high, but not as high as the planet's losses. Rie stood atop a bombed out building his red and gold HS-01 suit glistening in the sun as he looked across the battlefield. They were on the edge of the city now and ahead of them was one of the thickest defensive perimeters that he had seen. The holo displays inside his helmet scanned the area and located potential targets and points of entry. He had been ordered by the High Council to take this planet, despite Rie's wishes to do the diplomatic proceedings first. Instead Terek...had pushed the council into an all out war. A surprise attack on an unsuspecting world. Letting his head bow just a bit he took a deep breath and let out a sigh. Where was the honor in this? They had no formal relations with these people. To most of them they were just an invading force that came here to take what they wanted and to kill all who resisted. That wasn't far from the truth...'Sire, we are ready to start out bombardment and breach.' The call came over the comm brining him back to what he was doing here and now. "Begin attack..." He said in a sad tone. Behind him the AT-ATs stopped and the sound of their massive chin guns powering up to full could be heard. Then all at once they fired and the artillery behind them fired. The energy all flowed together like a wall of death...Buildings were hit and exploded as they were hit again and again with the long range weapons. The sounds of screams could be heard from the forward positions. They were decimating the forward defense line...backing them into a corner of the city where there was no escape. The Dominion owned the skies, the sea and all other escape vectors. There was nowhere for them to go. "Activate thermal imaging, give me a count of how many casualties we are dealing them." Rie said to the onboard AI system. Instantly his vision changed to a thermal view of the field ahead, he could see the body heat of the troops, and civilians ahead. A counter appears showing the amount of dead that were being detected. An estimated amount of over 2000 showed and began to go up as the assault continued. A massacre. "Hold on the bombardment, forward assault units move in and clean up." He said. The energy bombardment halted as speeders and smaller walkers moved forward with troops mixed in. The white and black armor of the troops shown clearly from Rie's vantage point. 'Sire, we are receiving a communique from Lead Councilman Terek demanding to speak with you.'He sighed again, why would they want to talk now. "Put him through."Before his face on the top right of the display system appeared a miniature view of Terek Luis' face. The anger was evident even on the smaller display. 'Why have you not decimated the remaining rebel forces on that planet!?' "I am not going to wipe out the entire civilization just because you want this planet's resources." Rie said a hint of frustration in his tone. 'We thought you might think that. The council has convened and we have voted that you be replaced in this matter and are now facing a review of your conduct and position.' Terek said with a certain sense of satisfaction. Rie's mind reeled at the realization that he had just been taken out of command of his own army. Perhaps even his entire empire.  He couldn't speak for a moment all words of retort left his mind as he felt his scarred face fight back the million emotions that were now pushing to be let loose. Another hologram appeared of General Vanar.'General Vanar will be taking over this operation. Premier Basoar you are ordered to return to the Titan's Fist and then return to New Coruscant for your formal review.' Terek said as the General nodded. 'Sire I apologize for this, a shuttle is being prepared to take you back as we speak.'Rie shook his head and almost laughed...this was ridiculous. "I can make my own way to my flagship General...please cancel the shuttle. As that communication ended he turned his eyes towards the High Councilman."Since you have the council in this I will do as ordered. Though I must protest interfering with my military operations...as Premier I ha..."He was interrupted by Terek. 'As Premier you answer to this council. The military and diplomatic powers you love to wield so much belong to us...not you. We will be seeing you when you arrive. Terek out.'The communication ended and Rie clenched his armored fists. He felt like hitting something...perhaps even tearing something apart with his bare hands.  With that he activated the HS-01's flying capability. His feet activated repulsor engines that lifted him off the ground. His flight was controlled by smaller repulsors that were built into his hands. Soon enough he was making his way out of the planet's atmosphere and towards the Dominion's Protectorate Fleet which Rie commanded as his personal fleet. His flagship the Titan's Fist was the largest capital ship ever built, with only a few others like it ever built. An Ultra class Super Star Destroyer it outsized all other Star Destroyers which all looked like flies when compared to the massive vessel. His personal hangar opened and he flew in landing in a crouched position as the thrusters deactivated. Awaiting him was Admiral Tiet, his most trusted comrade and friend. The suit opened up around Rie as he stepped out of it and ran a hand through his hair. Sweat covered his face as he took a moment to catch his breath. The HS-01 was the latest in nanotechnology and one man fighting machines. Someday it would be used by all Dominion troops allowing them to act like a one man army. 'I have received orders from New Coruscant...I am to place you under supervised care and escort you to New Coruscant for...a hearing.'"I am aware..."'You are not seriously going to go along with this are you? This is madness! How can the Council basically place you under arrest?' Tiet said, the anger was evident in his voice. "Terek has played his cards right...I will have to face the Council yet again." Rie said an edge of exhaustion becoming apparent on his features. 'Rie...go and rest. I will take care of the fleet's new orders and get us to New Coruscant...you are not alone in this sir...' The respect for Rie was evident. He had sacrificed so much for the Dominion and its people. It hurt to see this treatment. "The actual order stated to place me under arrest didn't it?" Rie asked. Tiet hesitated. He held the orders in his hand at the moment. They did indeed state to place their leader under arrest pending a criminal investigation and trial. Tiet however was going to countermand those orders. 'They did...they state this is due to a criminal accusation. I am...ignoring the main brief of the orders. The day I arrest my long term friend that has saved my life more times than I can count is the day that I resign from the Dominion.' Rie could not help but smile. Placing a hand on his friend's shoulder he nodded in thanks. "Well I will retire to my quarters for the time being...and thank you Von." He said using his friend's actual first name. With that Rie left and retired to his quarters to meditate and prepare for whatever is going to be thrown his way. New Coruscant:Terek could not help but smile and laugh after the hologram of his Premier vanished. The man was a fool. Always going on about the quest for honor and diplomacy. Totally ignoring the original purpose of their mission. Palpatine's vision and Imperial Doctrine. Too long had Basoar led them away from their path. They should not be negotiating they should be taking. The holo of General Vanar appeard as he waited for new orders. 'Sir how do you wish us to deal with these rebels? Should we continue Premier Basoar's plan of a slow move in and hope they surrender?'Terek laughed and shook his head. The former general had better plans. "General you are going to pull all your forces back to the outskirts of the city and then we are going to do an orbital bombardment of the entire area, crushing all resistance in a single stroke."The general's face nearly went white as he listened to Terek's plan. This was not military action...this was genocide. 'Sir I don't think...'"You are not to countermand these orders or you will be removed from your post and courtmartialed...understood?" Terek cut the man off. Without a word the General nodded slowly and then cut the connection. Turning to the data pads on his table he picked one up and began reading about the current movements of the Alpha Union and its borders. The galaxy was divided in three. The Dominion held a sizable 45% of the galaxy, the Alpha Union held about the same and the rest was the domain of anyone that didn't want either. Prime targets for both of the superpowers. The planet they were currently invading was the first step in what Terek would hope be a long campaign that would end with the merging of the Alpha Union and the Dominion. Destroying Basoar's legacy in the process. His hands clasped each other as he envisioned the end of that annoying man and the beginning of his reign. With the power of the Premier he could disband the council and reinstitute the Moff system, turning the Dominion back into the Imperial vision that Palpatine had originally wanted. Bringing the galaxy its first true emperor since the fall of their great lord. Suddenly he felt dizzy as something like the sound of echoing laughter ringed through his mind. Reaching up to his temples he tried to push away the headache...this had been happening a lot recently. Shaking his head he got up and left for the medical bay...they would have something to get rid of this quick. He needed to be at his prime for the arrival of their soon to be disposed leader. He could ill afford to be weakened and fall prey to another of Basoar's tricks. Above New Coruscant, several hours later.The Titan's Fist jumped out of hyperspace with a flash as if it had just sparked into existence. Though as soon as its sensors came to bear on its surroundings the ship came to a very abrupt stop. In its way stood a fleet of large capital ships, almost as if it had been designed for one purpose...subduing the Titan's Fist. "Report." Rie said calmly as he stared out at the fleet that was sitting in a blockade formation. 'We have approximately two hundred ships in our path sir, with more coming in on our flank. Ships are all Super Star Destroyer or larger...its as if someone had taken all our command ships and turned them into their own fleet....we are being targeted.' The sensor officer reported. 'What in the hell are they doing!?' Tiet said with anger very apparent in his voice. 'They know this is your ship, what they are doing is treason!'"Not if I am supposed to be under arrest...this is Terek's doing." Rie said with almost a hint of sadness in his tone. Though his features remained steadfast. A hologram appeared with Admiral Griees. 'Rie Julius Basoar, by order of the High Council you are to surrender your ship to us and prepare to be taken into custody...any resistance is to be met with extreme prejudice.' Looking at the hologram and then at the fleet that now stood around their lone vessel he weighed his options. It would not be the first time he had defied the High Council if he decided to not surrender. However doing so would cost the lives of Dominion people....his people. Sighing deeply the first wrinkles came across his face...a look of defeat. "We surrender. You may send your boarding party to retrieve me...there will be no resistance." Turning to the bridge. "Deactivate all shields and weapons systems...we are going to comply with our brothers."The look on Tiet's face was one of pure shock. As the hologram disappears and several shuttles began to converge on the ship's hangars he clenched his fists. 'You can't be serious in wanting to play his game??'"I have no choice...I am not going to start another civil war." Rie said with a tone that cut any further argument to shreds. Moments later the turbolift leading to the command bridge opened and white armored storm troopers emerged. Thier blasters were aimed at Rie as they approached...treating him as if he was a dangerous fugitive. Tiet moved to step in front of Rie but the leader stopped him with his hand to his shoulder and a shake of his head. "We will not resist..." Rie repeated. The leader of the regiment stepped forward and placed Rie's hands in shock cuffs. They also placed a force crown over his head, blocking him from the force or being able to use the force. 'I am sorry to have to do this sire.''By the authority of the High Council, Rie Julius Basoar you are placed under arrest and will be held until your hearing. Anything you do will be held against you...'Turning to Admiral Tiet. 'You and your crew are to shut down the Titan's Fist's main reactors and only operate on secondary systems, if you do not comply you will be treated as enemies of the state. This is also authorized by the High Council.'Tiet turned a new color of red at that moment. Looking at Rie though he knew he had no choice. 'As commanded.' Activating the comm. 'All hands, shut down the main reactors and switch to secondary systems...this is not a drill.'With that Rie was led off the bridge and taken to a shuttle. As the shuttle lifted off and headed for New Coruscant all Rie could think of was how could he had let the honor of the Dominion fail so badly....All he could do now was wait, and prepare for the coming battle...one he may not win. {To be Continued.}

Rules, Rules, Everyone love Rules- NOT!!  1. No Drama!! Honestly, I hate it. I've spent 4+ years in a different verse and I haven't had a single ounce of drama! So don't try saying I'm elite because of how I might write (I am always aspiring to write better!- It its why we are all here after all isn't it?)  Or that I am too social and or love drama... Drama ruins RP for everyone! So if you are a troll, you will not be in my friends for long...Gone are the days where I would defend Trolls- or let others take advantage of me -and my being a nice guy!2. Act your Age- not your shoe size-  This I stand by! I'm not interested in playing schoolyard games- he said- she said sh*t- if you wanna gossip head over to gossip girl verse or something like that...better yet... join bloody facebook or something like that!3. If under 18, I expect to be told! I am a man, and although i will not snub you if you are underage, I will make sure any role-play or interactions are done responsibly, as should be when dealing with a minor.4. I have a RL, and so do you- I'm not here 24/7 and to be honest- you shouldn't be too (it's not healthy)   So if I'm not around, don't complain, I will get back to you as soon as I log in. Work!- what can I say, it sucks adulting, but we all have to do it!)5 And it's all about RESPECT!!- Respect yourself!- and I will have no problems respecting you also!   Respect me and I will be a loyal friend.6 Spelling, Punctuation??  Just do your best- unless you actively write out the dictionary for fun once a week- grins- I don't think anyone has the right to judge another-7. Sorry -NO one-on-one Role-plays unless with family or in status- I'm a multi-SL/ group writer  ( Reasons being-  Work, RL, and too many have looked for Legolas for LI RP in the past.  It is very easy to become overwhelmed with them and let people down -  hence -multi-writer SL's and groups are easier to keep track of.8. Understand I write ' Straight'  and Cannon, in any SL I might participate in. (Sorry if this offends you, its not intentional)9. No! I will not be your Lover or Husband in Role-play, but I will be your friend.    I'm not here seeking Romance! Understand this please and do not try to bring Drama to my door, when I do not reciprocate LI's wishes. I am here to write. I don't need a LI. I am not lonely in RL and if I choose to take a LI in the future, it will be a mutual decision and NOT BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS TRIED TO BULLY / OR BLACKLIST ME into it!10 Did I say no Drama ???? winks- 

1. Yes i am actually a Male-  most Legolas's are role-played by women - there is a difference!2.  I have been Writing as Legolas for 20+ years online!  I started Writing as him online in Proboards, Excite, and Yahoo chat rooms.3. I write Legolas as J.R.R.Tolkien depicted! - Not to pick up women!!4. Yes I can speak Elvish fluently,  Sindarin actually!5. Yes I am a fully active Battle writer- Meaning, NO! I will not run and hide at the first signs of Legolas having to show his skill in Battle - In fact I relish it!!6. NO! I do not do ' One liner's ' I also have a habit of ignoring them too, if sent to me in Messages, as a starter for Role-play.7. I am a multipara to Novella writer!8. Yes I muck around in stat's- but I take any SL's very seriously and as stated before write strictly cannon.9. To be honest, I do not do one on one role-plays. I write multi-writer SL's - or for Groups. But I will role-play one on one in statuses.10. Yes I will do cameo posts for any multi-writer SL's or Group's needing Legolas also.11. No!- I'm not interested in being someone's Love or Romantic interest- I have a fiancee, whom I also write alongside already in Role-play.12. I take commitments I might take on and friendship's I might make seriously! If writing with you, I see it through to the end. If we become friends, then expect to be friends for years! 13. I will give out my IM, to those I believe respect themselves not to be Drama orientated! I don't hang out in a schoolyard.14. I will always stand up for what I believe in, or those I believe in.15. Yes I do write other Character's, those who know me, already know them. Those who don't- Maybe once we become friends you will find out.

Even from the crumbling foundations of castles and fortifications of ancient origin even from the dirt and mud that was once stained with blood and covered in death even from the brink of nothingness and absolution did we yet rise.  All was thrown against us with the expectation to fail the expectation to fall. Fall we did, to our knees as we weathered the storm and fought the beasts. But fail? Fail we did not!War that has lasted longer than most can remember, battles that spanned entire countrysides and devoured entire cities in their wake. Millions dead, and millions more suffering. The call had to be answered. The call of the true king to stand and fight for his people. Fight he did, from a small force of the last loyal to the Naadar clan. Soon his victories echoed of a time before the darkness before the pain. Thus the rally call began, across the land and through every mead hall. Civil war is always a dirty business. For you fight those that once were brothers, sisters, mothers and fathers. Those that just feel differently than you, those that are still Commorians but are against the ideals of the crown. Many were forced into the fight by tyrants grabbing for power, grabbing for the infinite in which they were not rightfully set. Conscripts scarred into service out of fear for their family or their land, their homes or their establishments. Imposed taxes by these tyrants nearly broke many as only the few in power of each camp would prosper. The son of Naadar was different he turned away from taxes and called for recruits that were only willing. Betrayal was constant during this time. It seemed that honor had died in the heart of Commoria and like a cancer it had spread...until no honor remained. The seed however would not dim it would not fade. It had to be held high so that all could see, years this took years upon years as the country was won over again and the rebuilding began. Even then evil tried to sick its teeth into all about them. Causing outbreaks of violence to occur and warlords to rise as if they held some station above the people. Fifty years it took for this war to end, fifty long years for the king to bring peace and order back to the land that his father had left in darkness. Too long for a mortal. Even though he lived a long life of nearly six hundred years the one known as Fradimeir aged during this conflict for it took all his strength to win it all his willpower to keep everything together. For the people. He gave all so that his people would prosper, nearly dying because of it. At this point Fradimeir looked up from the parchment he was reading and laughed hard and loud. He had just been reading the historical pamphlet of the civil war they had concluded nearly two years ago. They were still rebuilding of course, that kind of devastation does not get fixed overnight, but the historians were making it sound like he had single handedly saved their land. Shaking his head he grabbed a felt pen and scratched a few notes on the margins of the document. Handing it to the courier whom waited he waved him away and stood up turning away from his desk and looking out the window of his office. Clasping his hands behind his back he could not help but smile at the sight before him. The grand castle's reconstruction efforts were well under way as were several other construction projects across the land. Most of the townships had been rebuilt and for once all was well across the land. Whispering a prayer to the gods above and below he hoped that it would stay as such. His agents had been busy outside of the kingdom trying to gain information on his neighbors while he also made diplomatic moves to secure a place for Commoria in the international eye. Thus far he had not gotten far, some of the lands about had grown quiet and all inquiries to them had failed to harbor a response. Others were out there but slow to move into any diplomatic pondering with him. Perhaps he was the wrong one to do such things, but he was all there was. The one that could have been there to help with such things had long disappeared from him. With it she had taken a piece of his heart. He had finally come to terms with it though feeling that perhaps this was better for her, for her to be free of such things and stresses. He had plenty to contend with in protecting his people and their interests...Though there was still the cold nights when the moon was bright that would remind him of the gap in his life. Turning away from such thoughts he let his thoughts move towards other things. For once his forces were at their peak. The economy was doing grand as well. Gold flowed through the treasuries in the land. To those that mattered to he was sure it made their hearts flutter with joy. Behind him he heard the heavy footsteps of one of his most trusted subjects. Viet, his military advisor and friend. Turning he smiled and nodded to the man as he bowed. "What reports from the outposts?" Fradimier asked softly. 'All borders are secure my lord, we have heard nothing from our neighbors though we do spy movement from time to time.' "Perhaps they just wish their space, for now we will give it to them. However the border guard is to be maintained." Fradimeir responded. With a nod Viet agreed. 'Some of the council members are wanting us to cut all ties with those outside our lands...saying it would be better.'Turning around fully Fradimeir could not help but show some of the frustration he felt on the subject. It was something the council had been fighting him on recently. A lot. "Those fools would have us bury our heads in the sand and hope that no one comes and sees us as easy pickings. I have traveled beyond these borders and I know for a fact that ignoring the outside world is the stupidest thing we could possibly do."Viet laughed at the remark but nodded in agreement. He knew his king had done a lot of things before taking the mantle of kingship. Though he also held some personal fears of those outside their lands. He had seen things during the civil war that would chill him to the bone until the day he died. 'We will just have to persuade the council of your point my lord. I am sure they will follow you no matter where we go.' Crossing his arms across his chest he continued 'We just have to show them that the world is not the horrible place they think it is...the civil war showed them the darkest the world had to offer...and if frightens them.'Fradimeir slowly nodded. During the war there had been raids of werewolves and vampires from other lands. Seeing the weakened state of Commoria they had taken advantage of its people and preyed upon them. This was the reason his own people did not know what he truly was, for he was sure that many would turn on him for it. Only a few knew of his origins...of his hybrid nature. Another reason to feel isolated and alone he thought to himself. "There are dark things out there, but there are also good things. Things and people we need in order to preserve Commoria's future." Their talk lasted for about an hour, going back and forth on about the upgraded defense systems they were installing and they talked about Viet's family. Afterwards Fradimeir was left alone to ponder. He thought of the Raven Empire then, how magnificent its streets and buildings had been. It had been a long time since he had even talked with Raven Empire's leader, Morrigan. A strong willed woman that knew how it was to be a leader apart. Smiling he walked out onto the balcony and swung his legs up over the ledge letting them dangle over the air between him and the ground far below.Perhaps it was time for him to make another visit to that far away place and pay tribute to the empire's fair Empress.  Hours later...His chief aid stood at the doorway watching him pack the last of his things into a small satchel that he then slung over his shoulder. Dressed in clothing more fit for a traveling peasant than a king he drew the hood up over his head and looked back at the woman standing at the door. 'I can not dissuade you from going alone can I?' The sound of her voice carried with it frustration that she was not being allowed to carry out her duty. A smile came across Fradimeir's face as he crossed the distance and placed a hand on his aid's shoulder squeezing it softly. "I need to go alone...if because nothing else than I wish it so." She almost rolled her eyes at him and then thought better of it. His stubbornness was even keeping this from the guards that were supposed to be with him regardless of where he went. He was king after all what would they do if something happened to him? "There is no foreseeable danger and if there is I can take care of it. Besides there is no need to take men and women from these lands that could better be focused on serving in the reconstruction efforts." 'As you wish my lord.' Was all he got from her. Smiling one last time he moved around her and left. His horse was already in the stables awaiting him and shortly after that he was on the main road out of the castle. His destination was Zamora where he had heard the Empress was last. He hoped he would be able to catch her before she moved elsewhere. The journey took several days on horseback with a few ferry rides in between. Soon he was on the border requesting permission to enter their lands. He spoke with a commander of some sort and revealed that he was King of Commoria...wishing an audience with their empress. Now his fate was in the hand of the men that the Empress trusted in hopes that he would be granted what he wished.

This is a satire of Beelzeboss by Tenacious D from their movie "Pick of Destiny." Please support the official release. This parody was made by my friend who used to play Clayface and parts of it by me.Lionel Luthor: Relax guys, you got enough of the powers of darkness to put on the ultimate show!Croc: ALright Lionel, thanks for the help!Clay: Yeah dude! We truly appreciate it! We don't need that pick anymore!Croc: RIGHT!*They walk into the building, then Lionel Luthor smiles, sees a pick broken in two pieces, picks it up, places it on where his right index fingernail should be and transforms into the ultimate evil of the DC Universe as Clay and Croc come back out during a sinister sounding guitar riff*Clay:  I just thought of something man, we could fix it with duct tape and... AH!Darkseid: I AM COMPLETE!Clayface and Croc: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!Darkseid: YES YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE! AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME MY TOOTH AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!Clayface: WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! You motherfucker... We challenge you to a Rockoff!Croc: Give us one chance to rock your socks off!Darkseid: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! The New God Code prevents me from declining a Rockoff challenge! What are your terms? What's the catch?Clayface: If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Apokolips! And also you will have to pay Croc's Mortgage!Croc; YEAH!Darkseid: And what if I win?Clayface: Then you can take Croc back with you...Croc: Wait, what?Clayface: it's the only way...Croc: Dude, what the fuck, seriously?Clayface: To be your little bitch!Darkseid: FINE! Let the Rockoff begin! (Darkseid all of a sudden poofs in drums and plays a quick solo) I AM DARKSEID I LOVE METAL! (Switches to a guitar) Check this riff it's fucking awesome! (Plays a quick solo on the guitar) I'm Darkseid and I do what I want, whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt, there's never been a Rockoff challenge I've ever lost! I can't wait to take Croc back with me! I'm gonna lay him down and cover him with pee! Croc: EW!Darkseid: I'm gonna make him scream like Ted Bundy!Clayface: NO! Come on Croc! Let's rock him a new asshole!Croc: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpieceClayface: Come on CrocCroc: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!Clayface: GODDDAMMIT CROC! He's gonna make you his sex slave! You're gonna gargle mayonnaiseCroc: No...Clayface: UNLESS we bust a massive monster fucking jam!Croc: Dude... We've been through so much shit!Clayface: Made a Batman face with my dick!Croc: Now it's time to blow this fucker down!Clayface: Come on Croc now it's time to blow doors down!Croc: I hear ya Claybles now it's time to blow doors down!Clayface: Open the cage now it's time for a showdown!Croc: He'll bend you over and put it in turd downBoth: NOw it's time to blow this fucker down!Croc: He's gonna rape me if we don't knock this clown down!Clayface: C'mon Croc now it's time to blow doors downCroc: I'll tombstone ya, it's time for a smackdown!Clayface: Hey Darkseid or... Lord Uxas! We know your weakness, O Rocket sauce! We rock the Caspah and blow your mind! We will both pwn ya for all mankind! You hold the lock and we hold the key, you're fucking Darkseid, we are the C!Both: We are the C (X17)Darkseid: You guys are fuckin lame, c'mon Croc, you're coming with me.Croc: Eat a dick!Darkseid: Then taste my eyebeams fucker! (Fires up Omega beams, but Clayface jumps in front of Croc with his guitar)Clayface: NO! (The beams bounce off of Clayface's guitar and hit Darkseid's finger, causing the whole thing to fall off. Clayface grabs the finger and turns it back on him)Darkseid: FUCK! same finger! OH NO! Clayface: From whence you came you shall remain until you are complete again!Darkseid: NO! FUCK YOU CROC AND FUCK YOU CLAYFACE! I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS C! (Gets Boomtubed back to Apokolips as Croc and Clayface nod at each other and walk off)Croc: Dude, that could have been a masterpiece... Did you remember it?Clayface: I was in such a state of shock I forgot it.Croc: Oh. Maybe I have the solution! I whack you in the head with the Club of Destiny! (Croc holds up Darkseid's overly large finger ((Yes, even by Killer Croc standards)) and swings it at the back of Clayface's head as the screen fades to black)

Okay boys and girls this is where the fun really starts.You might want to take notes because I'm not a forgiving man and any transgression, no matter the size will be dealt with swiftly and severely.1. My main priority is my family, that will not change.2. I'm an arrogant, selfish, abusive, psychotic son of a bitch, That too will never change, so if you are not of the thick skinned variety or hyper sensitive, My advice would be to stay the fuck away, because I just don't care and whining and crying to me about it, will get you no where.3. What I do in my sls, who I have on my friend's list or anything else going on over here is NOT your concern, if you have issues with anything that happens here, then go ahead and delete me, again I could care less.4. This is not my life or my only profile, I will get to you when I can, if I decide to, My prerogative.5. We're all adults here at least I would hope we are, so let's act like it, Drama is to be kept to storylines, I have no tolerance for the petty OOC bullshit that people like to stir up, keep it on your side of the page and we'll get along better.6. Remember to keep it in perspective, It's just rp people, never anything personal.7. I felt the need to add this in before it becomes an issue,  I had a vasectomy, so if I fuck you, do NOT come to me saying that you are pregnant because I can guarantee whatever bun you MIGHT have in that oven of yours....It ain't going to be mine. So there will be no cashing in on the Luciano name at least not through my dick.Alright I'm not going to ask that you sign these to play here, just to make sure you read and adhere to them. I won't be issuing any further warnings. Just hitting the delete button.

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Rules:1.Not the person in the photos just an rper, so please don't ask.2. Richard is currently single, well widower single as his wife was murdered and he is framed for it, but once he gets with someone later on during an rp, he will be faithful and won't cheat, so respect that.3.His wife is dead for almost 2 years now,  and he was in jail for two or so month, until the jail bus accident and his escape, he isn't blond anymore.  Only ones who knew him and still do know all of that, if they are close to him or witnessed that or such, keep that in mind if your character isn't either of those she/he won't know that.4. I am a para/multi and novella rper but I do rather multi and up, so keep that in mind when rping with me. The more detail the better.5.I sent things to everyone, if it seems you got nothing then please talk to me before assuming that I ignore you or anything like that, because things don't always get sent and I will love to know if you got  what I sent or not, will do the same. It is common curtsey and it makes it easier on all of us.6.No god modding/power playing as that is wrong and unfair. In a starter you can put my character somewhere your character is but without moving the character for me or if we discussed it first, this called an minor god modding to make it easier but don't speak for my character nor move him for me. Don't even kill him, I do not allow it and never will. Minor characters/ npc characters are fine but not him so.7. Patience is important. Please be patient with me and will return the favor. Some times it might take a while to reply or sent a starter, or such but will get to you eventually, just at times either net not working or  I can't be on, but will get to you as soon as I can, no worries no one is ignored. So please don't ignore me either.8. Have fun, as that is why we are here for after all     9. Keep in mind that he is a wanted fugitive and moves around a lot, yet he is innocent. And do we a favor don't change that to him being guilty or I will block and delete you, as that called power playing/god modding and changing character information, which is against the law. 10. Richard is from the fugitive, and the verses connected to it are mafia/ crime/ medical/law enforcement, but I am open to other things too. So don't assume that I can't rp with you because I am not the kind of person who judges, so don't judge me please.11. I rp Richard by the show, but I got slightly au with him, as it's a lot easier for me to do, so please respect that and don't force me to rp him the way you want, as you will be blocked as well as deleted if you do that.12. I will love mains from the show, and connections in general. However, no more siblings, other then his little sister, unless you got a good idea that can work, and it impresses me but it is really hard to impress me with ideas for siblings and such, so yeah. I am fine with our characters being  like siblings but not actual siblings. No biological parents as his parents are dead, not negotiable. But friends, enemies, cousins and other kind of family are welcome, as long as you talk to me. Biological kids you need to discuss with me first, as Richard is 36, almost 37 years old so yeah, no 30 year old kids or 40 or 32 or such, between babies, as in new born babies, until age 16 or 18 is fine, but talk to me a bout ideas and such so that we could tweak it if needed, and go with it, if it works. Enemies, love interest are fine, ex's after his wife's death are welcome, not before as he was only with one before his wife, name Jean and if you want to rp her you can, but if you don't know the show message me for information about her, if interested. Any canon you want but you know nothing about, message me for the information. Follow that information so, with anyone you rp them with, no exceptions, you can go au but no changing them a all, if you go by the canon from the same show as Richard wise.  Other canons or originals are excluded from that, but you can be only connection, any you want.

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Bios, rpg storyline and profile to come. Be patient with me. This idea first started long ago and now I have the time to fully bring it to fruition. In 2014, I have decided to reintroduce this endeavor since my arrival back to rp.me. This rpg has existed previously on two other rp sites. I am now just switching over to roleplayer.me again.All players combined will work together to form the RPG. Main blue tail mermaids are required to participate as staffers. Syrena, Nerissa, Aquala and Morveren are unavailable roles now. I need Queen Tamara ASAP-playby must be Gemma Ward. She needs to be a responsible main leader in the rpg with me. Must be creative and imaginative. Must be online to play and help create the rpg Must be friendly and easy to get along with. Must be loyal and dedicated to all she does. ~Message me to be cast as Queen Tamara or a Blue Tail Mermaid.

Rules of The Calling RPG  Nerissa is the creator, owner and main moderator. All actions must be approved by her.   Blue Tail Mermaids have token playbys, Sirens have token playbys. You must take the playby assigned to the character if you take on these roles. You may not alter the playby or mini bio given to you. You may always add to the bio if you like. Any other mermaids or sirens other than what is listed must have a playby that adheres to our guidelines. (see appropriate blog)  The Calling requires a minimum ability of multi-para rps, we like novella better though.  If you are having a particular bad day I NEVER and I mean NEVER want to see bulletins or statements from your mermaid rpg profile that state the following that you are deleting, thinking of deleting, so sad, lonely and emo that you will kill yourself. If you are this seriously disturbed - might I suggest some intense therapy and counseling. I nor my members are here to be your therapist, counselor or priest. It is unfair to us; I have had to actually deal with a situation like this and believe me it is definitely not right and I will never be forced to deal with it ever again.  I also do not want to hear that role-players have caused you miscarriages, or have traumatized you in some irreparable way.   Harming, molesting children and rape scenarios in RP are not except able here - I will also not have myself or my members deal with your Oedipus Rex complex (sleep with mom/slay dad) **Note: You do not have to have seen any of the Pirates of the Caribbean films or need to have read any of the books which this RPG is only a very minimal basis of. You are only asked to have a basic knowledge of mermaids and you are asked to coincide with what we build as our society and mer history. All blue tails will be expected to help build and moderate the RPG.  Never assume you have a part; you must have been invited personally  by Nerissa before you enter the RPG.  If you audition, and get a part, you must be pleasant and courteous to all other members. I don't mind if you talk OOC or do not- that is entirely your choice. This RPG is for fun, I am not going to force people to make this their one and only priority nor am I going to stipulate crazy regulations, I will say this if I or the moderators do not hear from you or do not get comments from you or do not see posts at the RPG site in 2 weeks time, you will be formally dismissed and your character will be recast.  Once you take a major role meaning (Blue Tail Mermaid) you may not abandon it- hiatus and semi-hiatus is permissible when needed. Contact Nerissa if you need a break.  These mermaids are as sensual as they are fierce. You will be required to write semi graphic content at times. Be prepared to do so. Sadists and sociopaths are only welcome as demonic merfolk.  At this time there is no need for children and/or pregnancy roles-I know I certainly do not want any guppies.  As we move along there will be roles for males and other sea creatures. If you are male and want to portray a female mermaid- go right ahead- but it better be damn good.  Pirates will be welcome in this RPG soon enough, as of yet they are not being cast.  I want to make this RPG as fantastical and adventuresome as possible. I would like each character to keep a basis of POTC traits but it is your mermaid- make her your own. Give her a persona, depth and idiosyncrasies- all will be welcome. If she is a secret lesbian- so be it. Be creative. You do not need to follow all POTC rules here, that is merely a basis for these characters.  I would like to keep this RPG devoid of drama, one liners and whoring- all of that grates on my last nerve.  Sex in rp is fine here but it gets kinda of boring in my opinion, I would much rather see action, intrigue, drama, romance, friendship, horror and adventure. Sexual rp must be limited in the main storylines, keep your intimate stories to your own page please.  All mermaids here must follow the appearance guidelines and sport fangs. We are not Ariel type mermaids. Also keep as true to your caste as possible. If you are a blue tail- then be a leader, green tail -soldier and red tail- worker/servant, etc etc... I may add more groups as I see fit.  No demeaning, harassing or stalking fellow members. It will not be tolerated. Obsessive behavior will result in immediate dismissal.   No playby changes, for any mermaids depicted in the films. If you take one of these roles -you must follow the guidelines and mini -bio Nerissa wrote up.  You must be on at least 1-2 times a week. If you're going on hiatus, please inform Nerissa of such.  If you get a part, you MUST have a direct link to the RPG's page on your profile. Your name will, of course, be added to the member's section on the group profile pages.  Also, and I see this in abundance lately -if you are granted a role- I expect your profile to be clean and professional, if you need help I will assist you. I do not want to see so many graphics on the darn page that it slows my computer down when I visit it because of all the damn cookies.  Odds are if you like POTC - you like Capt. Sparrow- yes Johnny Depp but for goodness sake- do not put every damn picture up of your character up with Sparrow...I am sorry but I have seen this on many pages and honestly its just damn scary! If I was Johnny Depp I would be petrified...do not be an obsessed, crazy psycho please.  We will NEVER crossover with Twilight or True Blood- forget the idiot notion NOW!  NO Twilight characters allowed! NO NO NO!!! Not the characters Not the actors as play-bys NO NO NO!!!!!! No Vampire Diaries, The Originals or Pretty Little Liars playbys either. We do not condone the use of  what refer as "tween scene" playbys for this rpg.  Absolutely No One liners. no cyber-speech, no smutty defaults.  No killing of character unless the writer bailed on us or pissed us off. Then, its our right to kill that character off as horrific as possible, LOL  Any ideas, writing or graphics depicted here will be copyright to The Calling RPG, it may not be depicted elsewhere unless you specifically wrote it or you credit it with a correct copyright.  Rules are subject to change when and if I see fit. More may come as Nerissa moves along in building this page.

This is a role playing profile. I am not really a Greek god, or an actor.I role play within Ancient Times/Hercules/Xenaverse only.My character was created in 2007 on myspace. Even though Hephaestus is a real myth, my character, Hephestus (note the change in spelling) is my own. I have shaped his personality for years.Hephestus is a very shy man, preferring to keep to himself. So you won't run into him at a club, or out in a public fair or event. He prefers to stay in his forge or temple. Also, he will not set foot in Olympus, ever. The place holds many hurtful memories for him, so don't expect to run into him there, either.Hephestus' family has already been established, he is a Greek god. If you feel that he is part of your family, or if you want to play a member of his family, please ask, I won't just add some random kid or distant cousin unless your character is an established Olympian.������� I'll write one line to multi-para. I can novella but I really don't like to. I have been writing with one liners for about 9 years, but am trying to get back into multi-para. I have not had to flex my writing muscle in a VERY long time, so please bear with me. �������� Messages are for OOC, Comments are for IC. ������� I don't really need to discuss a storyline first but I'm not against it, in fact I prefer it. Do not involve me in another storyline without my permission, such as saying that my character will go somewhere or do something, or that you will do something to me. It's just wrong. I wouldn't do it to you, so don't do it to me.������� In that same vein, no cheating. This means Godmoding: Killing, maiming, kidnapping, and/or harming without my permission. Automoving: moving my character, making him do something or go somewhere. It's my character; I can do it just fine on my own. Metagaming: using information you gleaned from my storyline with someone else. My storyline's aren't any of your business unless you are invited to join it. Also, please do not include anything that is my character's trademarks in your story, like Heph's chains and such. It's just kind of rude. ������� No OOC drama of any kind. I won't put up with it. I'll just delete you.������� Please do not add me if you do not want to play. I keep a very small friend's list, and if you add me and say nothing within two weeks, you will be deleted. ������� Mature Content: Hephestus has been married to the same Aphrodite since 2007, and is a faithful guy. Any mature content on his page will be between him and his wife. And yes, being married to the goddess of love, he will be getting mature quite often! ������� I won't add lookalikes or other Hephaestus/Hephestus profiles, period! ������� I will not be adding any other Aphrodites, I have one, and she's more than enough for this guy. ������� I don't do W4W or PC4PC. Don't ask for it. ������ If I think of any more, I'll add, but that's it for now.

*Phenom awaits to meet Megara for his sample of the synthetic energon.*

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