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оо1. I don't like people controlling my character so don't do it.оо2. I don't edit for people so don't ask. (I do friend edits but only when I know you)оо3. I have other accounts other than this one all of which take up my time, so be patient. оо4. If your not going to talk delete me now.оо5. I want you to listen clearly to this fact I do NOT rp anymore. I'm sorry I have a busy life. College takes up most of my time and I'm not going to lie to you and start an rp and then take months to reply it makes me feel like a bitch.oo6. If you added me it's only natural to assume that you should send the first comment, otherwise what would have been your reason for adding me? If I add I always send the first commentoo7. Messages are for Privacy & Comments are for Chit Chat simple as thatоо8. Don't start drama, I am simply telling you things the way they are.оо9. I am an AU roleplayer. I am with an Edward. He was never with or almost with a Bella. Nessie doesn't Exist. and We were both born around the same era and changed around-ish the same time so we can't have children. Dun ask to be our child kk? kk thanks. (no nessie mains)оo10. Proper grammar is a must, it makes it easier to read and you'll get a much quicker reply from me.oo11. I am taken in real life by the person I'm taken by here and on every other page I have. (because we're awesome like that.) SCREW AROUND WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP AND JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU. >:P oo12. Go ahead and talk shit about me if you want. You don't know me, but whatevers you wouldn't be worth my breath. Talk shit about my Elizabeth or make her feel uncomfortable or hurt her in any way your asking for a fucking war. I don't care if you disrespect me, that is bs to brush off, disrespect Lizzy though and you'll bring out the bitch in me. I'm really protective of my baby in almost an obsessed way and vice-versa for her. I'm not trying to troll or anything it's just my over protective side cause bitches always try to take her from me. I'm Just giving you all a fair Warning.I'll add more as I can remember them...Thank you for reading...

First off I am not anyone you see in any picture used on this profile. I am a roleplayer using them to give a face to my character, nothing more nothing less.Also you will notice a lot of similarities between Nikita Vader and Kida Skywalker.... they are two halves of the same character. Nikita being the Sith'ari half, Kida being the Jedi Master who at times does walk the path of a Dark sider as she is a Grey. As the story line has evolved it has become necessary to split the two halves into two character's independent of one another. In other words yes they look a lot alike but those that know each of them can tell them apart, yes they share a very strong mental link as they are alter ego's of one another, no they won't react to something in the same way all the time.1) Show respect to me both IC and OOC and I shall do the same for you.2) Don't auto against me or you will get one nasty response from me depending on my mood.3) Don't God-mode when RPing with me or the same will happen as with auto-hitting.4) I try to para and multi-para, not big on one-liners. I will allow it to a point if your new or if you've already warned me that your not really 100% awake enough to think of much to say, or if I RP with you a lot and can tell when your not totally in the mood to RP. I love detail and try my best to include as much as I can in starters, replies, blogs and the rare message. I tend to like quality over quantity, to be honest so I will give on length.5) I prefer to RP in blogs and comments. I will make a few exceptions to this though: if comments/blogs aren't working right, if you and I've talked about it and agree to use messages, or depending on the SL.6) Don't give me a hard way to go as I've been RPing for far too long to enjoy dealing with disrespectful people. You give me a hard way to go and I promise I will become your worst nightmare. Please don't make me do that as I hate to be mean when on the computer.7) Its very rare you'll see me use that blasted 18-hour rule as I hate it with a passion. Same goes for the 24 and 48 hour rules.8) Do not approach me and pick a fight without asking my permission. Never will I give permission for someone to kill off my character.9) My character is a Serinan (OC concept) thus she will have abilities outside the Force. If you don't understand something she does just ask me OOC and I will gladly explain it for you. I can be nice if you are.10)  Do not puppeteer my character. Meaning don't speak, move, or control Nikita in any way. She is my creation and as such I hold all of the control over what she does or says.11) Relationships.... Nikita is already spoken for. She is the wife of Darth Vader, something that will never change. So boys flirt with her at your own risk as you never know where Vader might be hiding, or when he's watching over his beloved wife. You'll notice their relationship is rather unique due to her past. Palpatine enslaved her to Vader, as such you will notice aggression between the two of them that you wouldn't see in a "normal" marriage. If you don't understand it ask one of us in private and we will gladly explain it for you.12) Do not steal any pictures from my albums or my profile itself. Some of my pictures I edit myself or others edit it for me so don't steal any of them. If you want to use something you see in my albums, on my profile, or in any of my blogs then ask me first and I might hunt down the original for you or if it is something that is dealing with photos relating to any faction I'm in or created myself ask me before you take as they are only meant for members of the SIO faction and/or any other faction I create or participate in.

Melia, originally given the name Amelia, was born to the mortal, Gabrielle and Cupid, god of love.   When Gabrielle had found out she was pregnant, Cupid denied the child, not wanting to risk his marriage to Psyche, therefore leaving Gabrielle alone to fend for herself.   Gabrielle had previously given birth to another child, Telemacus, but quickly found herself pregnant again. Since Gabrielle was only mortal, pregnancy with another god or goddess put her life at risk. Because of this, Hephaestus, god of the forge, had created an artificial womb, where he was able to transfer Gabrielle's child from her womb to the artificial one.   Shortly after the transfer, Creed, son of Hephaestus, came across the child. Wanting to make his father suffer, and anyone he cared about, Creed took the child, replacing it with the body of a stillborn child, causing Gabrielle to believe her daughter had died.   Creed took the unborn child to his home where he used his powers to age her. Raising her as his own, he gave her the name Melia, either in confusion when he overheard Gabrielle speaking of the child, or in spite. He raised Melia to believe she had been abandoned, and left for dead. He gave her the govern, Goddess of Tainted love, to teach her to ruin love for anyone around her.   She grew up bitter, and angry, only trusting Creed, and no one else. Now she seeks to find her parents, ready to make them pay for the pain she had suffered.   But what will happen when she finds out the truth? Will she believe Gabrielle, or Creed, the man who raised her?    

Full Name: Charles Irving BartowskiAliases/Nicknames (if any): Chuck, Bud, Aces, Charles Carmichael, 'The Intersect'Title(s): AgentPreferred name: ChuckAge/Date of Birth: 26/September 29th, 1985 Sex: Male Sexual Orientation/Gender Identity: Heterosexual Race/Ethnicity: HumanSkin Tone: Light brownHeight: 6'2" Weight: 140 Build: Nerdy Athletic Eyes: Caramel brown Hair: Brown, usually ear length. In the beginning of the series it was curly, but later became more of a buzz cut type.Clothes Style: Particularly he is seen in his uniform; a white shirt, gray tie, pocket protector, and dark black slacks, with black Chuck Taylors. Later in the series he wore more business suits, often preferring blue or dark gray. Tattoos, Piercings, Marks, Scars, etc.: n/a Religion: Seemlingly pacifist. Political Affiliation: n/a Education: He had gone to Stanford, but was expelled for cheating twelve credits shy of graduation. Languages spoken: With the intersect; any language. Without; English. Weapons (if any): He usually prefers to use 5mm or 10mm tranquilizer guns as opposed to a real gun, since he doesn't like killing. Occasionally, he'll use whatever is available - as demonstrated in one episode when he used shattered CD's as shurikans. He is often seen wearing a ballistics vest, and will occasionally carry a gun but not use it.Occupation(s): Chuck is the head Nerd Herder at the Burbank Buy More, his chief duty to repair and fix any technical problems that arise, and be on call to go to other buildings if needed. He has experience with Apple, Mac, Windows, and nearly any other device that comes into his path. He's mostly known for IT and software repair. His secondary job as a spy is to use the Intersect to detect assets.Past Occupation(s): N/A Special Abilities/Skills: He can fix nearly any technical issue without the help of the intersect. He is fluent in the Star Wars universe as well as languages. With the intersect, he can do anything within his physical limitations, including stopping knives with his bare hands. Activities/Organizations: He used to be part of the Debate club in college. He also took Kendo in eighth grade, presumably from being picked on. He also is part of the CIA and NSA. Hobbies: Gaming, listening to music, fixing things, beating up Morgan. Interests: n/aSerious Problems/Flaws/Addictions/Disorders/Disabilities: In season 3 it is revealed that the Intersect is slowly deteriorating his mind and slowly taking over. It started off with nightmares that were incredibly vivid, leading into paranoia, followed by random uncontrollable flashes that didn't stop. He controls this now with what is known as a "governor", a neural device created by his father to stop the flashes.Citizenship: America Place of Birth: Burbank, California, USA. Now lives: Echo Park, Los Angeles, California, USA Lives with: Originally Ellie and Awesome, but later moved in with Morgan. At the end of the series, he lives with Sarah, his handler. Current Relationship Status: His first relationship was with Jill, however she left him when she joined Fulcrum. He also briefly dated another girl in between, but nothing serious. His last relationship was with his handler, Sarah Walker, whom he married later. At the end of the series, however, she lost her memory and left.Family: -Stephen J. Bartowski; Father, Deceased-Mary E. Bartowski; Mother, Missing-Elanore F. Bartowski-Woodcomb; Sister-Devon Woodcomb; Brother in Law-Clara Woodcomb; Niece.

Just for Santana, I am updating chapter 3 now xD This chapter features Samcedes, cock-block Brittana and a Katy-sexual Blaine.Sam Evans -- Mercedes Jones Lor menari Mercedes Jones What you saying, white boy? Sam Evans It means you have beautiful eyes. Avatar language. Mercedes Jones Oh, well, thank-you. Your eyes aren't too bad themselves. Mercedes Jones is now in a relationship with Sam Evans. Kurt Hummel You be careful with her, Sam. Just remember, I'm her best friend and I will cut you if you mistreat her! Mercedes Jones <3 Sam Evans *hands up in surrender* I'll remember. Santana Lopez I wants me some Dolphicorn babies. Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, hurry up! Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel and 69 others like this. Brittany Pierce What's a Dolphicorn? Kurt Hummel It's a Dolphin crossed with a Unicorn. Brittany Pierce Oh, can I watch you and Puck make one? Santana Lopez Ooh, me too. Kurt Hummel No! Noah Puckerman Sure thing ;) Kurt Hummel Noah! Brittany Pierce Yay! Santana Lopez Yay! We'll be right over to puck's. Kurt Hummel Look what you allowed them to do. There will be no Dolphicorn making for a week now. Noah Puckerman Kurt? Why? Kurt Hummel You said Santana and Brittany could watch us! Noah Puckerman I wasn't serious. I thought they'd know that. Kurt Hummel Noah, its Santana and Brittany we're talking about. Noah Puckerman *hangs head in shame* Your right. But what am I supposed to tell them? They are at my front door, right now. Santana Lopez Open up or I'll huff and puff and blow your house in. Brittany Pierce Not by the hairs on my chiney, chin, chin. I will not let you in! Kurt Hummel *shakes head* Noah Puckerman *shakes head* Santana Lopez *shakes head* Blaine Anderson *shakes head* Tina Cohen-Chang *shakes head* Finn Hudson Why is it so hard to find a girl friend that won't cheat on me? Sam Evans Well, maybe you shouldn't make them cheat on other boys. Finn Hudson You still going on about that? Sam Evans That happened after the two times you were cheated on. Noah Puckerman It's your WEDDING DAY!!! Look to the left of your profile and use the first 10 friends. No cheating! You Marry: Sam Evans Maid of Honor: Santana Lopez Strips down to underwear on the dancefloor: Kurt Hummel Makes out with the grooms brother: Finn Hudson Tries to stop you: Brittany Pierce Wedding Crasher: Mercedes Jones The Priest: Quinn Fabray Eats all the wedding cake: Mike Chang Gets way too drunk: Rachel Berry Noah Puckerman Oh, no way. I would not marry Sam! Kurt all the way. Santana Lopez Even if he isn't giving it up to you for the next week? Noah Puckerman Yes! But I would like to see him striped down on the dancefloor. Kurt Hummel Maybe we can make our own dancefloor ;) Mercedes Jones Oh hell to the no! You are not marrying my boy. Kurt Hummel And your boy is not marrying my boy. Brittany Pierce Why do I try to stop them marrying? Mercedes Jones Cos you love Kurt and I too much to let this go on. Brittany Pierce Okay. Puck and Sam cannot get married! Rachel Berry I do not get drunk! Santana Lopez What about during Alcohol Awareness week? Rachel Berry That was a one-off. Mike Chang I love cake. Sam Evans *narrows eyes* Finn better stay away from my little brother! Blaine Anderson You think I'm pretty without any make-up on. Wes Montgomery I hope you don't wear make-up, Blaine. Blaine Anderson You think I'm funny, when I tell the punchline wrong. David Thompson It is funny when he curses himself for doing it wrong. Blaine Anderson I know you get me, so I let my walls come down. Down. Kurt Hummel You guys do realize what he's singing, right? Blaine Anderson Let's go all the way tonight. No regrets. Just love. Jeff Sterling Why guys? Why were you encouraging him? You're not the one who has to share a dorm with him.  Blaine Anderson We can dance, until we die. You and I. Nick Duval I can hear it from my dorm. Thad is dancing away. Blaine Anderson Could be young forever. Jeff Sterling Please, someone come save me! I'm being murdered by listening to too many Katy Perry songs! Blaine Anderson You make me, feel like I'm living a teenage dream, the way you turn me on. Nick Duval Oh, god. I walk in the room to save Jeff and Blaine is dancing on his desk chair! Thad Harwood He's got his life-sized cardboard cut-out of her too. Blaine Anderson I can't sleep, let's run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back. Kurt Hummel I'm thinking of you all. Jeff Sterling Please come help, Kurt! Kurt Hummel It'll all be finished hopefully by the time I would get there. Just wait it out. Noah Puckerman Sounds fun. Can I come over with my video camera? Kurt Hummel Noah! Blaine has a serious obsession with Katy Perry. It's pretty bad. Noah Puckerman But this video might help him meet her. She might see it and want to meet him. Kurt Hummel Or she might get freaked out and never want to meet him. Wes Montgomery Please, don't. If he meets her, we'll never hear the end of it! Kurt Hummel Don't worry, like I said, even if we left now, he'd probably be finished by the time we got there. Jeff Sterling Doubt it.

-I-I am a literate roleplayer, I will not accept chat speak. If it's out of character, it's fine, but not in my roleplay, please.-II-My character comes from the Chuck universe. He's mostly cannon, but I can swing it either pre-series, or post-series. Honestly, if you saw the series finale, you'd understand how easy it is to go either way. The profile lacks storyline and meat because some people on my list didn't want spoilers.-III-I am over the age of twenty, but don't expect much in the way of sexual content.-IV-I am not Zachary Levi and I do not own any rights to Chuck.-VI-My replies are generally instantaneous, within the hour of receiving them. If I do not reply, I am either busy, or at work. If I talk to you often, I'll probably tell you my schedule so you don't wait.-VII-I work. lol. That's pretty obvious what this rule will be. Don't rush me with replies. I get them when I get them; but I reply to the people I want to talk to first.-VIII-Reserved?-IX-Please have fun. =)-X-I am a one-woman type. If I get a girlfriend, that's it. I'm closing shop. I do not cheat. =)

I'll keep this really simple and easy to understand. I'm here to write. Plain and simple. If I make friends while doing so cool if not that's cool too. Love me or hate me your choice.Respect me and I will respect you. I try to be fair and patient all I ask is that you do the same and try to keep me informed if replies are going to be be delayed and take longer than two weeks. I have a mouth on me. I say smart ass comments and I speak my mind frequently. If you can't handle that let me know. I have a lot of mature themes on this pro I trust most of you are adults if I have you added and can handle it.If you have no bio on your page, are constantly changing your playby, define your character by who they're sleeping with or are constantly causing out of character drama that starts effecting the writing between us expect me not to take you seriously. That's about all I have to say everything else should be common sense.Deuces.

1. I am a LITERATE role player. Please don't send me a role play with text spelling or gibberish. I will delete you.2. I don't appreciate people stealing things off my account, if you want something, just ask.3. I do one liners, but only for certain people on my account. I am no longer doing ANY oneliners for anyone else. So. If you want to roleplay, then send me at LEAST 4-7 lines, or you will be deleted.4. If you want to rp with one of my guys, you also have to roleplay with one of my girls. Its called doubling, people. Get used to it, because this is the NEW main rule.5. If you've read this far, comment my profile saying that you've read and understood, along with a quote from a book, movie,  or song.6. Once my characters are taken, they are loyal to that person, unless said otherwise. 7. Yes, the vast majority of my characters are bi. It makes it so that NO ONE feels left out. If you have a problem with that, then GTFO my profile! and if you've kept reading, add your favorite color and cartoon character to the signing comment.So! This are some simple rules to live by, not hard, now are they?Reasons for not replying:- Sometimes I just get WAY too tired, so I might just check in and see who replied and what not, but  not actually do so back. -If I think you need to send me something longer, I'll ignore you.-I DO have a life outside of Role Play. So if you  have a problem with that, well, I'm sorry. But I also am in highschool still and have shit to  do.- Number one MAIN reason I won't reply, I just get bored with the role play. So, let's keep it interesting.Please comment the profile. This will insure that no one can cheat. ALL people I am roleplaying with must do this. 

Oh, hai gentle viewers of this blog.Yeah, I know why you all are here. To see the REAL LIFE MAGNETIC HEART!-gasps;Tis she in the flesh!XD!Alright, well I won't keep you waiting!Name's Amanda.I HATE MY NAME WITH A PASSION.I'm going to be 23 this Saturday.WHOOT WHOOT!Yeah, I know I'm old D:But whatever.I can't live without caffeine.I need at least two cups in the morning to fully function right.I'm ITALIAN.My father is from the mother land.So before all you bitches who say you're Italian and really aren't...I AM.So HA!Calabrese and Sicilian.I got the best of the main and AND the island ;DI'm a veteran roleplayer.Why do I call myself a veteran?Because I remember roleplaying when myspace was THE SHIT.And I remember when coding didn't matter and when editing or layouts didn't matter.And when hiding shit didn't matter.I remember when para was considered novella.YEAHHHH.I fought for my roleplaying country.XD!I have a catHe's my baby,30 POUNDS! Fat fucker >_>The Little Mermaid is my favorite Disney movie of all time.Ariel <3I have 9 piercings.Three in each ear, nose, lip, and tongue.I want more.No tattoos though.I want at least one of those =)I ADORE doing makeup.Seirously. I have a whole album dedicated to makeup looks.I love experimenting and seeing what I can come up with.I plan on going to cosmetology.I love giving beauty advice so if you have any questions concerning makeup, please feel free to ask!I'm not so stellar with hair though._.If you would like to see some of my makeup looks, don't hesitate to ask!I've made SO many friends in my five years of roleplaying.But I've also made enemies.But whatever.I used to give my number out, but now I don't anymore.Due to drama.I have a temper.I'm Italian.DUH.I literally can be your best friend or your worst enemy.I avoid drama ANY WAY THAT I CAN.Why?Because I AM an adult and I refuse to get into petty drama shit on here when I have enough of it in my real life.Other than that, I'm a chill girl.Just don't think that you can double cross me and get away with it.Because THEN I'll be pissed.Oh, I FUCKING HATE LIARS.Both in real life and roleplay.If you've lied to me and I find out...I'LL BE MORE PISSED OFF THAN BEFORE.I'd rather you be upfront and tell me the truth.If you do that...I'll respect you.CIAO, AMORES!<3

I am NOT THE REAL Hayden Panettiere Or Britt Robertson . I am just an innocent roleplayer, nothing more. Do not bitch or complain to me that I am a poser or a fake. Dn't Steal My Name{i am an orginialKickassBitch since MS&SM of 2006.}-Additions- I will Only add roleplayers- No Music pages, RL people, fans, layout sites, whoring sites. I will accept some fansites depending on who the fansite is for, but other than that, Roleplayers only. -Multi Para/Novella- I like something to work with. I do accept one liners but it needs to be more then "hey, how are you?." There needs to be actions with it. Not just what your saying. When your saying something please separating what your saying and what the actions are. Put it in the "quotation marks" for what your saying or put the actions in the *stars.* -Grammar- Try to use good grammar? please, no computer IM talk. "y0, y0 wat ^ homii3? y0u iz s0 hawtt" NO! -OOC- Out of character - It doesn't matter to me, either in messaging or comments. I don't really care about it that much.-MSRP- meaning, I do not stick with one love. If we break up then i might go find someone else. But if you want to get back together with myBrittani, make sure you do that before I find someone else to be with.-God-Moding- Don't control my character, that's my job!-Sex- I do roleplay sex, but if it gets a little overboard, I'll say something. Graphic and Violent is fine with me as well, I can tolerate it.-Photo's&Display Name- Please ask if you can take my pictures! I don't like it when I find pictures on other people's profile that was on my page! If I find any pictures on someone else's page that did not ask to have, then I am going to delete you and block you. I will also tell other people to do the same!This Rule also applys to my display name Do Not Steal it or use it i am an orginial*KickassBitchBristtani.B.C.Morgan since 2006........MS&SM.       Thank You,No plz read and follow and we will be ok  you brake my rules and  you will be deleted for sure.Smooches*O.KickassBitchBrittani.Barrett.Cassdine.Morgan 

Here is part two of Facebook Adventures. This chapter features Tike, Faberry and Katy-sexual? Read, enjoy and review :)Tina Cohen-Chang is in a relationship with Mike Chang. Mike Chang Asian kiss? Tina Cohen-Chang Asian kiss. Santana Lopez Ugh, quit with the PDA's. Brittany Pierce I have a PDA. Tina Cohen-Chang Do you even know what PDA stands for, Brittany? Brittany Pierce Pop Dad Aunty. Mike Chang *shakes head* Tina Cohen-Chang *shakes head* Artie Abrams *shakes head* Kurt Hummel *shakes head* Noah Puckerman *shakes head* Rachel Berry Is sick of all these boys drama's in Glee club. I need something bigger. Something better. Mercedes Jones Hear, hear. Quinn Fabray What do you need, Rachel? Rachel Berry Oh I think you know, Quinn. Quinn Fabray ;) Quinn Fabray is in a relationship with Rachel Berry. Sam Evans What has this world come to? Kurt Hummel I think it's cute. We need more gay relationships in Glee. You go, girls! Rachel Berry Thank-you, Kurt. I see someone appreciates a good relationship when they see one. Santana Lopez Have fun with your new girlfriend, Quinn. She certainly is going to be work for you. Quinn Fabray I don't know what you're talking about, Satan. Rachel is lovely. Rachel Berry *glares at Satan* *smiles at Quinn* Quinn Fabray *smiles at Rachel* Finn Hudson Is getting sick of all these couples posting on fb. Noah Puckerman You're just jealous your two ex-girlfriends just got together. Finn Hudson Wth man! That's so not true! Kurt Hummel It is, bro. I heard you kick your stereo and swear when they changed their relationship status. Finn Hudson I did not! Noah Puckerman Denial Mike Chang Who are you going to go after now? Both of them are in a relationship. Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray and 50 others liked this. Noah Puckerman Burn. Blaine Anderson Is out of furniture to dance on. I've danced on them all at least once. Wes Montgomery And that's saying something. David Thompson Well, at least my desk hasn't been touched. Blaine Anderson Really? *runs to David and Wes' dorm room* David Thompson Oh crap Kurt Hummel You've done it now, David. Wes Montgomery Oh no! He's got 'Last Friday Night' blasting! David Thompson My homework! He's on my homework! Kurt Hummel You knew he was coming. Why didn't you move it? David Thompson I locked the door. Blaine Anderson I know the secret passage into your room. David Thompson I need a new copy of my History homework. Who's in my history class that can give me a photocopy of it? Jeff Sterling I do. I'll get it to you in a few minutes. Blaine Anderson Last Friday night, yeah, we danced on table tops. Noah Puckerman It sounds like he doesn't wait for Friday nights to do that.... Kurt Hummel, Wes Montgomery, David Thompson and 24 others like this. Jeff Sterling Oh my eyes! I open the door and see Blaine dancing on David's desk, kissing a poster of Katy Perry. Kurt Hummel What? I thought he was gay? Wes Montgomery Trust us. It's disturbing to watch. Quinn Fabray So while all you Gleeks are out, doing whatever it is you do, I am with my girlfriend, going through a duet we will perform next Glee rehearsal. Santana Lopez What song? Rachel Berry We're not saying. Quinn, quick. Come back to me. Noah Puckerman Is it wrong to want to video tape this? Rachel Berry *gasp* Noah! You have a boyfriend now! Kurt Hummel Hey, Noah. Come back to me. Noah Puckerman Coming! Brittany Pierce Kurt Hummel is a sexy, sexy Unicorn. Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman and 64 other people like this. Kurt Hummel Why thank-you, Brittany. Brittany Pierce And Noah Puckerman is a sexy, sexy Dolphin. Noah Puckerman Ahh thanks.... I think. Santana Lopez "Did you know Dolphins are just gay sharks?" Quote from the legendary Brittany Pierce. Noah Puckerman I'm assuming that's her way of calling me gay? If so, yes, I am a sexy, sexy Dolphin. ;) Hey, Kurt Hummel, would you like to make some Dolphicorn babies? Kurt Hummel Dolphicorn? Noah Puckerman Yeah. Dolphin/Unicorn. Dolphicorn.  Kurt Hummel Sure thing, baby. I'll be over in 10. Nick Duval Understands now when he hears his friends complaining about this fascination Blaine has with Katy Perry. I could go my whole life without seeing that. Wes Montgomery I know, man. You would think the life-sized poster would be enough. David Thompson Apparently the card board cut out of her is necessary. Jeff Sterling And apparently he has to hug it at night.... Blaine Anderson You are all jealous. Katy and I will marry one day. Wes Montgomery You're gay! Blaine Anderson Maybe I'm Katy-sexual. David Thompson bad-mental-images are bad!

I am currently in need of the following mains. Stefan SalvatoreDamon SalvatoreJenna SommersJeremy GilbertBonnie BennettCaroline ForbesTyler LockwoodMatt DonovanVicki DonovanAlaric SaltzmanJohn GilbertKatherine PierceIsobel FlemmingAnnaPearlAbby BennettJamieGramsKlausElijahRebekahKolFinThe Originals Mother, (Sorry i cant remember her name)Other Roles Needed for storylineElena & Dean's unborn twin babies (boy/girl)Dean WinchesterMary WinchesterJohn WinchesterBobby SingerHelen JoJessica (Sam's Deceased Ex)AshPamelaRuby Castiel

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Hey there. A while ago, I started writing a Facebook/Glee crossover. I'll admit, I'm not too keen on the first chapter, but the rest is better. I promise you. Now I am a massive Puckurt fan, which you'll notice in this chapter. Enjoy :)***Kurt Hummel Just joined Facebook  Noah Puckerman Just talked my lovely boyfriend into making Facbook.Mercedes Jones: It's about time, after what, months of telling him to.Noah Puckerman: Shhh, don't tell the whole world.Kurt Hummel is now friends with Noah Puckerman and 14 other people.Kurt Hummel Is still learning the ropes of this facebook thing.Noah Puckerman Luckily he has his boyfriend helping him.Rachel Berry Oh your such a helpful boy, Puckerman.Noah Puckerman Well, I do try.Kurt Hummel Is in a relationship with Noah Puckerman.Artie Abrahams Finally.Kurt Hummel About what?Artie Abrahams You two are finally in a proper relationship, bro.Kurt Hummel What do you mean? We've been in a proper relationship for three months now.Mike Chang No, but your finally facebook official. That's really what counts in this generation.Kurt Hummel I don't see how being facebook official would change anything.Artie Abrahams It just does, dude.Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel I guess now you and Puckerman are official, that cancels our make-out session later, right?Noah Puckerman and 7 other people like this.Kurt Hummel What make-out session?! Santana! We never planned one!Santana Lopez Yeah, don't you remember? We had one for this afternoon.Noah Puckerman Oh Kurt. If you liked Santana you should have told me. We could organise a three-some if you want?Santana Lopez and 3 other people like this.Kurt Hummel Dead to me.Noah Puckerman Has anyone got any advice on how to get a stubborn teenager to talk to you?Quinn Fabray Well, not suggesting a three-some might help.Noah Puckerman Is it my fault if I thought he might like it?Rachel Berry You don't honestly think a gay boy would like a three-some with his boyfriend and their FEMALE friend!Kurt Hummel likes this.Noah Puckerman I was trying to expand his boundaries.Mercedes Jones I'll expand your boundaries in a minute.Brittany Pierce Puck has boundaries?Kurt Hummel Is still not talking to two people.Mercedes Jones and 14 other people like this.Noah Puckerman Aww, come on, babe. You love me anyway.Mercedes Jones Don't make me go all black girl on your ass.Noah Puckerman No thanks. My ass is for one person only ;) Right, Kurt Hummel?Sam Evans Whoa dude. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.Finn Hudson and 13 other people like this.Finn Hudson I feel like I should I should give my bestfriend the protection speech, since he's dating my step brother.Mercedes Jones and Kurt Hummel like this.Noah Puckerman Dude. No need. I wouldn't hurt your step brother. Besides, I'm sure I could beat you in a fight.Santana Lopez Not from what I remember about last year. I'm pretty sure Finn beat you into the ground.Noah Puckerman That's because he had the surprise advantage.Sam Evans What happened last year?Santana Lopez Finn kicked Puck's ass because Puck made Quinn pregnant.Brittany Pierce There's a fight happening?Kurt Hummel Is bored.Noah Puckerman Wait there. I'll bring Santana Lopez with me and we can start that three-some.Santana Lopez Likes this.Kurt Hummel Still dead to me.Noah Puckerman Quick, how do you get into someones house without getting arrested?Rachel Berry Well, generally people ring the door bell or knock on the door.Noah Puckerman Funny Berry. I mean if they aren't answering.Mercedes Jones You better not be where I think you are, white boy. I will cut you.Kurt Hummel Quick, how do you get rid of someone who keeps knocking on your front door?Noah Puckerman Well, most people answer their door.Kurt Hummel I'm not most people.Noah Puckerman I'm not leaving until you open the door.Quinn Fabray Well, I know how stubborn you both are, so this should be a fun filled night for you two.Rachel Berry Don't forget you guys we have an early Glee practice in the morning. We have to practice for sectionals.Kurt Hummel Thinks I should just give up and let Noah Puckerman in.Kurt Hummel What the?! I don't remember posting this.Noah Puckerman You didn't. I helped you create your account, remember? I know what email you used and your password.Noah Puckerman I knew he couldn't stay mad forever. I have finally been let into the Hudmel home.Kurt Hummel Only because I know Rachel Berry would skin you alive if you weren't properly rested for Glee tomorrow.Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray like this.Rachel Berry That's true.Kurt Hummel Screw being stubborn when it comes to Noah Puckerman. I like my cuddles too much.Noah Puckerman and 16 other people like this.