About me: In the Beginning... God made Man. From Man, God Created Woman. Eden was perfection, and meant to be their home. You've heard the tales. But, that was about where the truth of the Story ended. No one want's to tell you all the Bullshit that actually happened after that....
So I will. All because of the Snake... and the apple from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. But were did they come from? The tree, the serpent, the fruit... You'll have to ask Dear Old Dad about that. Of course She took the bite... and of course she shared with her Lover. How could they not? And if they had thought the old man was a prick before, they hadn't seen anything yet. They were cast from the only Heaven and Home they had ever known. Forced out with nothing but one another.
So forever it seemed... they relied on only one another. Huddled together for warmth... Struggled to survive against the Monsters that hunted them, sought their souls, and lusted for their flesh. They were cursed to the darkness eternal with a thirst for the blood of their own children. It took centuries to rebuild...and now they have. A plague on all your houses and all that Shit. So now you know...
So here's the fun part Kids. It's not all myths and legends... it's not Bible camp and Sunday School. This Shit really happened... And now that everyone is feeling so much better, and the world is ripe for Sin and Debauchery... We've come back out to play. And we've brought a few of our Children with us.... and We plan to make so many more... Who's up for the next Chapter?
