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Male
34 years old
San Francisco, California
United States

Last Login:
May 20 2024

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General
Dr. William Linus Endicott

Ex Wife #1: Cherry Lane

Ex Wife #2: Dr. Karen Kopernik

Ex Wife #3: Nikki Novak

Universal Elements
Music

Notes
Para, multi-para, stream banter, just make it interesting. I want my work to be seen. Writing stories in messages is of no interest, but feel free to discuss there. I'm supportive whether we write together or not.


     Endicott's Details
Status: Divorced
Here for:Dating,
Orientation: Straight
Hometown:Ithaca, NY
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White/Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Smoker:No
Drinker:Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Scientist
Height:5"6'
Characters: Linus Endicott
Verses: 1980's, 1990's, Weird Science, So many possibilities
Playbys: Rick Moranis
Length: Multi Para, Novella, Para, Semi
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Real Life, Romance, Science Fiction, Suspense,
Member Since:April 10, 2024




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About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
Origin of the Species

Let me clarify I am not named for the Peanuts kid with the blanket fixation. Dad christened me after Linus Pauling who discovered, among many things, the nature of the chemical bond, synthetic plasma, and the cause of sickle cell anemia. I guess he thought such a distinguished association would give me a scientific leg up. That was Pops, forever the optimist. Gramps must have been, too, for Dad was called Kepler, aka the astronomer who tracked the elliptical paths of planets. Nevermind that paterfamilias could get discombobulated searching for the Big Dipper.

Dad was a true scientist if you look through a moral lens. He wanted to help people, and the catalyst for all that was a misfit, short shrifted son who was bullied, rejected by the opposite sex and never grew beyond 5'6" (give or take a fraction of an inch). When I was 14 he gave me his latest brainchild - Love Potion #8. You see where I'm going here, right? Definitely could have been improved upon. Before you get all rankled, it was not a roofie. To administer to another would impede free will. In retrospect (and after three failed marriages) I know it was merely a ruse to give me confidence. I don't believe in potions anymore. Especially the lovey dovey ones. Call me a cynic if you will, but don't condemn a guy until you hear his story, okay? Okay!

Pest control & bad karma is a lethal combo!
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Legal
NAME: William Linus Endicott
PREFERRED NAME: Linus (anything but Billy)
DATE OF BIRTH: April 18
PLACE OF BIRTH: The Bronx, NY
CURRENT RESIDENCE: San Francisco Bay Area
ETHNICITY: Ashkenazi Jewish

Physical
HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: Blue
HEIGHT: 5'6"
WEIGHT: 148 pounds

Family
MOTHER: Gracie Endicott, née Feinberg
FATHER: Dr. Kepler Halley Endicott
OTHER FAMILY: Uncle William Buckland "Buck" Endicott

Personality
TRAITS: Naive, curious, methodical, literal
DISORDERS: How's about entomophobia? Yeah. That.
ADDICTIONS: Popcorn
LIKES: Say it with me folks! Noradrenaline, dopamine, phenylethylamine, rah!
DISLIKES: Shortsightedness
QUIRKS: I talk to myself...a lot

Education
HIGH SCHOOL: The Bronx High School of Science
COLLEGE: Cal Tech, Princeton, Harvard, Cornell. What am I forgetting?
MAJOR: Natural Sciences as an appetizer
DEGREES: Ph. D in Physics, Biology, Biochemistry. Picked up a few Masters degrees too, as a pup.

Employment
OCCUPATION: Inventor
JOB DESCRIPTION: Minion
EMPLOYER: ProtoLabs, San Francisco, CA
SKILLSET: On a good day, I can manipulate matter!

Relationships
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Straight
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Divorced x 3
CHILDREN: Iggy (13), Edison (9), Sylvie (4) & baby Jonas (2)
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP(S): None

Just call me Quasimodo with a microscope!
Present Day

I live in San Francisco now, and a passion for gadgetry has helped in the restoration of a three story, roach-infested money pit. When I'm finished there will be enough bedrooms for the kids in the rare times they all get to visit at once. Let's just hope the cockroaches take the eviction notice with grace.

There’s always some lonely, sterile lab willing to sequester me with the mice and monkeys. Can’t complain, really. I’m making more money than my father ever saw at ten times my intellect and twice the salt. I’m what they call a “team player.” Note the whisper. I don’t want the old man to roll over in his grave. He should’ve spent less time on that love potion and more on an elixir to grow his only son some cajónes. Aye yai yai!

My therapist suggested botany to appease my anxiety. I don't do therapy anymore.
Special Connection Name

I would say I'll know you when I see you, but three ex wives have assured me I'm completely clueless.

For your consideration: One slightly used nerd. Mismatched socks optional.

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sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓

May 17th 2024 - 8:45 AM


Maddox was here.
Check your pockets, mate.
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𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥.

May 14th 2024 - 9:33 PM


omg im so glad you like it!! I tend to post a lot of prompts admittedly and like...i try to be creative yknow?  sometimes they make for a good challenge. excited to see what you come up with!
𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐱 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥.

May 14th 2024 - 9:28 PM


"Is this how little you think of me??" 

The drunken socialite yelled as she tossed a high heel across the parking lot at a seemingly equally as drunk boyfriend as tears ran down her cheeks. May Fraser was one of those celebrities who werent famous for doing anything, really. Her father owned a couple of the biggest casinos in the country, her mother a renown business executive...Mostly she was famous for her tabloid antics and a couple comercials she was featured in as a kid. Sometimes it was too much, tonight it all felt like too much. The couple had been screaming at eachother for the last twenty minutes, the bruises on her face hidden beneath makeup indicating that this certainly wasnt their first fight.  Eventually she couldnt handle it anymore and found herself stumbling away, looking over at the man with glasses, tears still streaming down her cheeks. "you uh...didnt see all of that did you?"
Ali.

May 13th 2024 - 9:24 PM


"Ickkk.  Everything is weird and depressing. I'm trying to find happiness elsewhere yanno."
Ali.

May 13th 2024 - 9:16 PM


"I was probably in school still. But! I'm here now and screw tge government."
Ali.

May 13th 2024 - 9:08 PM


Arms cross, briw arches and she smiles some. 
"That's cool, see... I hold a heavy equipment operator certificate, weldin, cdl and im an electrician whos obsessed with tesla's experiments. Science was a huge part of my life."
Ali.

May 13th 2024 - 8:57 PM


Ahhhh, I see, I see.

Well, tell me more about yourself?
Ali.

May 13th 2024 - 8:52 PM


Oh, you poor soul.
what exactly are you allergic to?
Sucks, i love to cook.
Ali.

May 13th 2024 - 8:42 PM


See, and I'm a people pleaser lol 😆 
always trying to be perfect. 
Noooo, I'm sorry..
Tbh.. I like food, period. 


Endicott
Endicott

May 13th 2024 - 8:47 PM


Ah, it's okay. Just Middle School flashbacks...and High School...and College...and Grad School...and, oh nevermind. I cannot say I like all food. I have a habit of reading the list of ingredients in the canned food section and breaking out in hives. I've also been known to hyperventilate in the frozen foods. 
Ali.

May 13th 2024 - 8:38 PM


Awkward laugh to shake her head.
"Nooo....well, if you want more... I do like steak and wings. I'm Ali."
 
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