"Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average woman who wishes to befriend me. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. My friendship is certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live and is she worthy of being my friend, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!"
*An figured dressed in black and blue outfit sat on top of an gigantic wrapped gift in the middle of a eerily quite street. The flicking streetlights and neon signs of the blowing out storefronts, light the female as she rocked back and forth with a mischievous grin. The gigantic gift suddenly moved under her, lift her leg up infront of her and brought it back down on the gift with a kick.* Hey quiet in here, I will not have the party favors talking about before the fun starts.
*She jumped down off the gift landing on top burnt debris of the former shopping district with a wild psychotic laugh she skipped out to the middle of the street like she was playing a game of hop scot.* Nowhere's the guest of honor so I can give my gift to them and the party can start with Kill-Joy is giving the planet a huge wedgie!
"Hello there! The Flash here! Speeding my way through! I just wanted to stop by and say hi.... Well duh, obviously! And steal your ice-cream as well..... Heh!"Β
"So! I'd like to take the time to tell you that if you have received this greeting, then I am interested in developing both a story line and connection with you! That's if I'm not busy doing other stuff.... You know. Like......"
"Training the newbies!"Β
"Saving the world!"Β
"Or partying with my friends and fellow Titans!"
"But with all that being said and done, please do contact me! I am very excited to be here and to be roleplaying with you! Also feel free to add me on discord! It's SPEEDFORCE!!!!#7823 On that note keep having a great day! And stay badass!Β
"My name is Oliver Queen, and for five years I have been stranded on hellish island with only one goal.... Survive!Β
"My other goal is to plot and create both a story line between our two character's! I am able to do so through messages as well as line & discord. So with that being said, let's get started shall we?"Β
"I do both 1x1 and group story lines as well. So feel free to toss any ideas my way, my version of Oliver/Green Arrow is a composite from the comics New 52 & Rebirth eras, as well as the Young Justice verse, and Arrowverse, I have also managed to squeeze all those events into his story line as well as making him part of the DCEU, & MCU as well. If you have any questions let me know, but as of right now, let's have at it!Β