09/17/2022 08:53 PM  1x1 with Rose the Hat 1x1 Rose the Hat World to Explore: Not specified She was underestimating the Joker, not a smart move. “Look Lady, I don’t know ya schtick or what exactly what ya got going on but he always find a way to bring ya down. He’ll watch yas then send ‘is people after yas. I been there, okay?? A lotta people think he’s more than just a man an’ well that’s really up fer debate but he’s trouble. Worse than that, really. Yas ain’t met no one quite like ‘im. He ain’t stupid and that’s the problem !!” Clearly they weren’t gonna take her warnings seriously but Harley didn’t fancy playing rescue. If she wanted to get caught by them, then Rose could face the consequences all on her own. But she could also keep her own nicknames for her crew, Harley would come up with her own far more flashy and suitable for the companion. “Okay fine, I’ll work on an alternative. Darl doesn’t exactly suit Birdie anyways.” Harley wasn’t intentionally out to push buttons but Crow had lead to an easy conclusion in her mind. “I mean I’ll take a compliment.” She shrugged, although late twenties were never particularly seen as young. Harley began to wonder if there was a lot more to this Rose than she was letting on, maybe there was a lot more thorns beneath the hat. “Yas handles ya business then I’ll fill yas in on the social etiquette on Gotham’s streets !!” It sounded like a deal as Rose instructed the blonde to meet her at the beach. Although she didn’t think it was a trip that required her bikini. Harley had opted to wait by the beach so she could learn more about the mysterious pair and get in on the action. She was curious about them, and there was no point in missing out on anything they had to say because anything they did could be important. Hiding behind one of the boulders on the shoreline she spotted a dup in the darkness dragging along another unknown figure. The blonde assumed this to be Flower, Birdie and someone else. Harley had to piece together a lot of what she saw as the darkness hid a lot and she had been trying to keep herself out of sight, but it was in a word horrific. As soon as the horror seemingly passed the blonde composed herself, trying to face them without the knowledge she had. Opting for a cheery entrance, the blonde ran along the beach before completing a tumble and layout, presenting towards Rose and Crow once she’d finished. “So why dya’s wanna meet here??” 0 Comments

08/10/2022 08:47 PM  1x1 with Baron Samedi 1x1 Baron Samedi World to Explore: Rebirth Harley Quinn Harley wasn't exactly powerful and there wasn't much mystery to the people that knew her.   A classic case in Gotham ,   but here things were different.   The woman with the dip dyed pigtails and red and black short shorts was quite the oddity.   Although it didn't make sense to many of them it made sense to her and that was just as important.   Snakes went on the defensive ,   just as much as Harley had to sometimes to defend herself or her own rationalisation.   People didn’t fear her ,   but underestimated her.   For a while now ,   she’d been out on her own ,   but that just gave her a target on her back.   It made her an easier target ,   or at least that’s what people thought.   Maybe she’d stumbled into the exact place that could help her out with that.   Full of artifacts and other pieces to give her the upper hand. Harley tried to toe the line between the light and the dark ,   although frequently swayed between the two due to her skewed moral compass.   What she thought was right wasn’t always the best course of action.   With magic or without life was a hard game to play and magic wasn’t going to make that game any easier.   It was just likely to make it more complex ,   with a few more twists and turns as she tried to keep her balance.   She could never have been all-good ,   not like Batman   ( at least that’s what Batman and everyone else thought he was )   but she was better than the lows of her ex-boyfriend.   If the whole city was black and white ,   Harley would have been the only splash of colour because she didn’t fit that mold.   But magic was an entity that allowed anyone to sparkle in the shadows when used correctly.   It could draw people in ,   especially those that weren’t used to the phenomenon.   There was a lot of things Gotham had ,   lost scientists ,   disgraced doctors ,   billionaires who enjoyed playing dress-up ,   but magic was too mystical for such a city. Being outside of that world ,   Harley realised there was a lot more ,   aliens and actual superheroes with powers.   Magic was the only logical thing to add to the list ,   right ??   Plus ,   Harley was a sucker for a man with a charming smile ,   they drew her in more than they probably should have.   The eyes ,   mysterious but a stark contrast to her pale blue ones that seemed to search for answers.   If there was a chance she could control magic she had to take it.   There wasn’t a lot her family ,   her blood had done for her but maybe they’d left her something to play with at least ,   a chance to control something.   He didn’t have to be seductive ,   the magic was doing that all on its own.   It’d show everyone she’d always been more than a sidekick ,   maybe even worthy of a sidekick all of her own. ❝ Yeah I wanna try an’ do that fer sures.   I ain’t sure how hard yas actually gotta work but maybe it’ll be worth somethin’.   That really would show ‘em all. ❞ Revenge was a strong word ,   but really that was all it was ,   except she’d succeed this time.   ❝ I just wanna be more than him ,   an’ what the rest of ‘em think o’ me.   A gal like me get’s underestimated so easily. ❞   She thought about the consequences ,   Gotham City wouldn’t have a tyrant running completely rampant ,   crime would go down ,   the city would have to spend less on property damage and could invest more into their mental health services.   Batman would have never agreed to killing Joker but that had to be the final punchline   —   everything had to end and it was what Gotham City needed.   ❝ I want Mista’ J gone ,   I want him to be slowly forgotten ,   that’s how you get to that guy and then maybe just maybe I want him to go ,   but not because Batman did it ,   because that’s what he wants.   I want him to know that I did it ,   one of his greatest creations becoming his undoing.   That’d really finish ‘im off. ❞ But what would be the price of that ??   Harley didn’t know ,   but it had to be better than the suffering that constantly happened because of him ,   and all the kids the Bat had dragged in to try and help himself.   ❝ What’s the price for somethin’ like that an’ I know yas ain’t exactly talkin’ cash about it because that’d be far too easy. ❞   Her mind flickered back to the Blood Diamond ,   diamonds always were a girl’s best friend ,   but if she wanted him to go she’d have to collect his blood and Joker didn’t bleed so easily.   ❝ I think it’s safer if I stick with yas a short while.   Someone who knows what he’s talking about makes this a little less dangerous.   I don’t wanna accidently explode half the world or somethin’. ❞ 0 Comments

08/03/2022 08:45 PM  1x1 with Winter Wandaland 1x1 Winter Wandaland World to Explore: Not specified Arresting the Easter Bunny would have stopped this happening.   Maybe she really was going crazy but Easter did not normally last this long and she was honestly getting sick of all the chocolate ,   which was saying something from the blonde.   Yet again she headed to Wanda’s house and as she’d gotten progressively more and more creative with the holiday ,   the outfits she would come up with being more outlandish than the last.   The duck and bunny just the latest in a line of dress-up ideas.   Harley hadn’t confided in Wanda about the confusion she’d been feeling and was simply rolling with it but it was getting too much to be this happy and excited for the same thing over and over ,   especially when she knew exactly what was coming next. So what was the point in buying all the decorations when she could steal them.   There wasn’t going to be any consquences for her and the only logical solution she’d come up with to stop the madness was to arrest the Easter Bunny.   ❝ Ya telling me that the Easter Bunny owns all of that ??   Unless he is some long lost descendant of Bruce Wayne there is absolutely no way a bunny could own of that chocolate.   Where would he put it ??   He does not have a fridge that big to keep them all that perfect without melting !! ❞ Her mind wandered as spoke changing the subject back to the costumes.   ❝ I mean you could always be like a pink bunny and I’ll wear the yellow duck costume.   Out of the two of us I’mma quackers enough right ?? ❞   Harley laughed ,   she’d made that joke before but for some reason she still found it funny.   ❝ But ya can go with a sundress too it is getting quite warm outside.   Just add the bunny ears and you’re all set. ❞ Harley shook her head when Wanda sighed.   Maybe if they were both in the kitchen she could talk about it without things sounding crazy even for her.   But first they had to get the decorations which was the fun part.   ❝ Ya help with the decoration an’ then I could maybe come an’ keep yas company in the kitchen after !! I promise not t’ lick the spoon not even when I really wanna !! ❞ 0 Comments

07/18/2022 08:41 PM  1x1 with Brandon Breyer/Brightburn 1x1 Brandon Breyer/Brightburn World to Explore: Not specified He didn’t have to care, but he did have to be aware of the situation he was landing himself him. She didn’t know the extent of his capabilities, but she did know Gotham, and underestimating the city kept her alive. She wasn’t from here initially but after the Joker tossed her out the blonde had to keep her wits about her. “Care or not ya planted yaself right in the middle of it an’ what happens is about how you play it. To most of ‘em ya a threat to be eliminated. Gotham don’t like new game pieces. You don’t gotta team up with anyone if you wanna try and make your way but they will find a way t’ destroy yas. People have a way of breaking down here and ending up in Arkham Asylum.” His comment about humans took her aback, she was threatened by the comments but he was making it very clear that human was something the male was not. “Word gets ‘round fast here, hard to miss something that flies through the sky though, something that’s not the Bat anyways. But if you’re after the big guy, ya gotta hop over the bridge to Metropolis. He shows up there a lot, people say he lives there but the thing is people don’t know who it is out that suit. Wearing that much lycra every day can not be comfortable.” Wait, that wasn’t important. This guy wanted to attack Superman, how crazy was he ?? Harley was drawn to that level of chaos, almost admirably. As he laid out his plans, she nodded, despite her distinct lack of super abilities. “You know if you fail that’s a one-way trip to the Phantom Zone. But I might tag along for fun !! I kinda need a vacay from this city. But I wouldn’t wait around here if that’s your plan.”   0 Comments

05/26/2022 08:39 PM  1x1 with Robert Miller 1x1 Robert Miller World to Explore: Not specified “Then don’t clean it up.” Harley shrugged, she didn’t exactly care either way but wanted to warn him of the sheer numberof targets on his back if he continued. He may have thought he had it all but Gotham only worked together when they had a common enemy and the whole force of career criminals would want his throat. The blonde really didn’t need his death on her conscience. Sure he’d partially forged this path on their own but she couldn’t give him an insanity plea here. They all already had one. “Ya think ya the only one here with those dreams ??” She asked  tilting her head. Hearing his talk of what he wanted to do to Gotham City’s Police Department wasn’t just something she had heard on this side of the law, but also hundreds of times whilst she’d been a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. That was everybody’s big dream, or at least second to the dream of the Batman but was anyone ever going to get there ?? No one was going to just waltz into Gotham and take that from everyone, they’d be dead on the streets themselves within seconds. No one could stop that stampede even if they wanted to. “Ya can’t physically kill ‘em all y’know. I mean ya can try and I’ll go grab my popcorn but that would just leave you with a lifelong sentence in Blackgate Penetentiary. You don’t seem like an Arkham kinda guy. Ya don’t have the fashion sense and trust me the Bat would come and stop you before you killed them all if they hadn’t already killed yas first. New blood don’t smell so good here an’ we’re already overrun.” Holding her hands up she rolled her eyes. “Look geez, I’mma sorry fer steppin’ in on the masterpiece !! I know it probably means a lot to yas I’m just warnin’ yas that if the other crazies find this - and I ain’t including maself in that one then yas like worse than a dead man you’d with the GCPD had found yas. The cops made aware, the crime syndicates get a hold and then yas don’t last the night. But as a gal with experience on gettin’ away from one of the worst guys in Gotham - I suggest yas let me help.”  0 Comments

05/24/2022 08:37 PM  1x1 with Sarcastrophe 1x1 Sarcastrophe World to Explore: Circus Was she pretending ??   Harley didn't even know herself half the time anymore.   But she'd heard of the   thought about it ,   but the backstage crew hadn't been people she had to reasons but now she was thinking for herself and having people like that useful for the backstage operations.   That phrase was context of the tent ,   the lower ,   underground levels of Kopski’s few could be trusted enough to peek at what was utility team ,   that Jeremiah had picked up a few clever had taken a while to grasp and she was no written on her face.   She wanted to play things steady but Jeremiah was a followed his gaze to the Ferris Wheel.   Sentimental items were ❝ I don't believe Kopski shared much.   He was more private than you could probably imagine ,   even with me.   There was a lot I didn’t know ,   until I had to but I can figure out people fer myself. ❞   The shadow of the Ferris Wheel plunged most of the Circus in attention back on him ,   Harley noticed he’d taken her share aloud.   Smart move there ,   always carry a second knife.   The contorted run.   But instead the ring mistress remained planted to her every move.   She hadn’t realized she’d been holding her breath until he caught the placed herself in an even more vulnerable position than she simply hand her the weapon back.   The soft audible. She could see him waiting ,   as maybe she easy for him to take her down there and then but she taking the knife from his hand ,   she nodded.   ❝ What could ya bring to this circus ,   or as needed ,   for me ?? ❞   Did he rocket scientist to figure out as her first few weeks had been ❝ What can I possibly do for you ?? ❞   She tried to tread exploits outside of the tent or was he simply wanting a spotlight. Either quirk that entertained her.   Harley couldn’t deny that fact.   ❝ Are you out here to please the crowds or craving danger ??   Anything can be fun if ya darin’ enough and I can almost feel ya potential emanating from ya   —   uh   —   persona let’s say !! ❞ 0 Comments

04/05/2022 08:35 PM  1x1 with Winter Wandaland 1x1 Winter Wandaland World to Explore: Not specified The blonde had been planning for this ever since the winter holidays had come to a close.   She hadn’t wanted to go full playboy bunny ,   but people were going to make what they wanted out of it and Harley was busy enjoying herself.   It was Easter which meant bunnies and chicks and eggs and fun   ( oh and the fact that Christ had risen   —   something he mother had constantly attempted to remind her ).   ❝ It’s not stealing if ya pretending to be the Easter Bunny and ya going to hide things.   Just because I happen to temporarily be hiding things in my apartment until I make a proper Easter hunt doesn’t mean it’s theft now !! ❞ With a spring in her step quite literally it had become an Easter Celebration in her apartment ,   with many stolen items now decorated and ready to be put back out.   ❝ Flourishing ??   C’mon Wands ya know I’m just gettin’ started here !!   It’s gonna be a total Eggs-travaganza even got my friend Eggy in on the fun !! ❞   She knew he wasn’t exactly the greatest this time of year for him as she typically threatened him with face paint.   Given the opportunity she knew she could make it work on his shell. Crossing her arms she pouted ,   as Wanda gave her a speech.   ❝ If stealing is wrong we should go and arrest the Easter Bunny for stealing eggs and giving them to children.   But we won’t be doing that will we ??   I can’t just ask them nicely for a contribution.   Like they’d give it to me ??   Tricking kids is below the belt but the looney over here ain’t gotta clue what she’s doing !! ❞ Harley rolled her eyes.   Buying everything wasn’t quite so fun but Harley would play by the rules if it meant they could decorate Wanda's place too.   ❝ Yas could be the cute Ducky to my Bunny !! ❞   She clapped already proud of her obviously brilliant idea.   ❝ Get you a yellow dress with a little sun hat and then we can dress up you and your house !!   I’ll leaves yas to cook though ,   I ain’t so good at that part and we want t’ keep ya kitchen in tact !! ❞ 0 Comments

03/31/2022 08:33 PM  1x1 with Psycho Bxtch 1x1 Psycho Bxtch World to Explore: Not specified Recruiting people to join in a fun suicide mission was usually fairly difficult ,   even with the chance of reducing your sentence dangling in front of you.   But this one ,   this was a little different.   ❝ So she managed t’ get ya huh ?? ❞   Harley laughed as she was unhandcuffed and quickly pushed into Sadie’s cell.   Harley rolled her eyes and went to kick back just as the shocked bars were reactivated.   She hit the ground ,   giggling to herself before sitting back up.   Wait this wasn’t her cell.   No of course it wasn’t.   She had a plan here.   There was a reason she was invited in.   Remember ?? Harley sat up ,   palms on the ground blowing her hair out of her face ,   before tilting her head.   ❝ Okay doing that on your cell really isn’t fair because ya got enough problems ,   Sade. ❞   She eventually made herself more comfortable ,   opting to sit cross-legged as she glanced up at the woman who was still in her straitjacket.   She couldn’t attack her for working on nicknames whilst she was inside it.   Although she could attack her as soon as she was free ,   which would be soon if she agreed. ❝ From what I was paying attention to ,   Wall wants you in.   And she said you weren’t scared of the idea of death which I kinda don’t know why given her team is a Suicide Squad but here we are.   She knew if I annoyed you enough ,   no idea how that’s possible that you’d probably attempt to eat me ,   but I’m one of her best.   And she doesn’t want me dying just yet.   On this mission there will be plenty of people ya can feed on or whatever ya wanna do.   They’re probably keeping ya weak ,   borderline surviving ,   like with the little feeding tube thingy.   Yeah they love those here don’t they ??   Well we can give you more than that.   D’ya wanna chance t’ stretch ya arms outta that straitjacket ??   I know they can be very uncomfortable !! ❞ 0 Comments

03/13/2022 08:32 PM  1x1 with Rose the Hat 1x1 Rose the Hat World to Explore: Not specified Harley shrugged, her fashion comment was fair enough. At first, Harley had simply grabbed what she could to form her outfits, but she did stand out and make a statement. Some people thought she did it for attention, but Harley mostly just enjoyed it for herself. The red and black statement had always been her trademark, she’d just made it her own instead of relying on the Joker’s interpretation. “Yeah ya don’t wanna stick around long. There's some people in Gotham who are very territorial and ya currently on his streets. He won’t like that.” It was more of a warning, she’d been at the wrong end of one of the Joker’s ideas before and didn’t want anyone else on the receiving end if she could help it.  She was a little more hesitant when this Crow Daddy joined in the conversation. Not that she wasn’t curious, the blonde couldn’t help herself in that regard but being called a distraction wasn’t anything new. As Rose introduced herself, Harley nodded. She slid her bat back into its holster before holding out her hand. “Well, I’m Harley, Harley Quinn!! Nice t’meetcha Rose the Hat !! And Crow Daddy ??” Who would ever call themselves that ?? She did not want an answer to that. The blonde was accustomed to danger herself, so despite the tone, Harley didn’t act any differently. A lot of people tried to warn her but she’d make her own decisions and deal with the consequences as they came. Asking how old she was seemed like an odd question but the blonde answered anyway. “I’m 28.  I’m just sayin’ though if ya need help in this city I know someone who can help.” By someone she meant herself.  The politics of Gotham’s underworld was something Harley had studied and been a part of and if they intended to pass through the city or find something and leave without getting thrown in Arkham - or worse - then Harley wanted to offer her services. “What’s ya plans ‘round here ??” 0 Comments

01/10/2022 08:30 PM  1x1 with Brandon Breyer/Brightburn 1x1 Brandon Breyer/Brightburn World to Explore: Not specified Brightburn was a name that had been circulating lately. A new kid on the block in Gotham city was typically bad news as rarely took off but rumors had it the male was dangerous. He’d been flying the skies but unlike the Batman, or even Superman, it wasn’t a symbol for justice or peace. The Joker had wanted his share of the new fun, almost jealous of the male’s notorious rise to fame in Gotham’s underworld and he’d sent his goons to come after him. Harley had been keeping an eye on them but dropping this guy into the hands of the Joker seemed dangerous, and Harley doubted he was someone who wanted to be controlled.  Then the chaos unfolded, as bodies dropped to the floor. Harley took a step back into the shadows, hoping she wouldn’t be caught up in it. It was almost fascinating but she didn’t want to come out of this a victim. She watched him draw his call sign as sirens started to whirr in the distance. They were probably busy with something else but they’d find these bodies soon enough.  Sh*t. He spotted her, no matter how quickly she darted behind the wall Harley knew the male had spotted her. Heart beating loudly in her chest she had already established that she wasn’t going to win if she fought him. So that left option two. The blonde raised her hands. “Look Gotham City didn’t exactly need another bad guy roaming the streets but ya took one extra and’ went fer the skies as well. Good on yas, better than most of us have done. Those dudes, they work for the big guy. And no I don’t mean Bats I mean the other one, the Joker. He’s trying to recruit you so you can help him takeover the city before either throwing ya under the bus or finding other ways to take him out. I know that ‘cause he used t’ do it t’ me ‘cept I couldn’t handle myself as well back name. I’m Harley, Harley Quinn. Nice t’meetcha!!” 0 Comments

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