MESSAGE FROM GOSSIP GIRL / E-BLAST #1256
Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here. SPOTTED:
Van Der Woodsen/Humphery part two?
Rumor has it that the Van Der Woodsen and Humphery love ship hasn't sailed just yet. We thought we left Dan and Serena back in the early noughties however we have another romance blooming but this time we can't help but question why. Although not related by blood, we have Lonely Boy Jnr, Holden Humphery, and Little Miss Sunshine, Anastasia Van Der Woodsen, seen together looking rather close. Our insider tells us that whatever we are thinking is going on is happening and we can't help but grow more curious. With Anastasia being new to the Upper East Side, being hidden away from everything with her adoptive daddy Eric Van Der Woodsen, Ana has to learn that things don't stay a secret around here. Anastasia, you may not be a Van Der Woodsen by blood, but you have certainly got the taste for Humphery men just like your aunt Serena. I wonder how her papa-bear Eric feels about this? You know you love me. XOXO. Gossip Girl.