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Facebook Adventures part3
Just for Santana, I am updating chapter 3 now xD This chapter features Samcedes, cock-block Brittana and a Katy-sexual Blaine.
Sam Evans -- Mercedes Jones
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Mercedes Jones What you saying,
white boy?
Sam Evans It means you have
beautiful eyes. Avatar language.
Mercedes Jones Oh, well, thank-you.
Your eyes aren't too bad themselves.
Mercedes Jones is now in a relationship with Sam Evans.
Kurt Hummel You be careful with her,
Sam. Just remember, I'm her best friend and I will cut you if you mistreat her!
Mercedes Jones <3
Sam Evans *hands up in surrender*
I'll remember.
Santana Lopez I wants me some
Dolphicorn babies. Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, hurry up!
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Brittany Pierce What's a Dolphicorn?
Kurt Hummel It's a Dolphin crossed
with a Unicorn.
Brittany Pierce Oh, can I watch you
and Puck make one?
Santana Lopez Ooh, me too.
Kurt Hummel No!
Noah Puckerman Sure thing ;)
Kurt Hummel Noah!
Brittany Pierce Yay!
Santana Lopez Yay! We'll be right
over to puck's.
Kurt Hummel Look what you allowed
them to do. There will be no Dolphicorn making for a week now.
Noah Puckerman Kurt? Why?
Kurt Hummel You said Santana and
Brittany could watch us!
Noah Puckerman I wasn't serious. I
thought they'd know that.
Kurt Hummel Noah, its Santana and
Brittany we're talking about.
Noah Puckerman *hangs head in shame*
Your right. But what am I supposed to tell them? They are at my front door,
right now.
Santana Lopez Open up or I'll huff
and puff and blow your house in.
Brittany Pierce Not by the hairs on
my chiney, chin, chin. I will not let you in!
Kurt Hummel *shakes head*
Noah Puckerman *shakes head*
Santana Lopez *shakes head*
Blaine Anderson *shakes head*
Tina Cohen-Chang *shakes head*
Finn Hudson Why is it so hard to
find a girl friend that won't cheat on me?
Sam Evans Well, maybe you shouldn't
make them cheat on other boys.
Finn Hudson You still going on about
that?
Sam Evans That happened after the
two times you were cheated on.
Noah Puckerman It's your WEDDING
DAY!!! Look to the left of your profile and use the first 10 friends. No
cheating!
You Marry: Sam Evans
Maid of Honor: Santana Lopez
Strips down to
underwear on the dancefloor: Kurt Hummel
Makes out with the
grooms brother: Finn Hudson
Tries to stop you:
Brittany Pierce
Wedding Crasher: Mercedes Jones
The Priest: Quinn Fabray
Eats all the
wedding cake: Mike Chang
Gets way too
drunk: Rachel Berry
Noah Puckerman Oh, no way. I would not marry Sam! Kurt all the way.
Santana Lopez Even if he isn't
giving it up to you for the next week?
Noah Puckerman Yes! But I would like
to see him striped down on the dancefloor.
Kurt Hummel Maybe we can make our
own dancefloor ;)
Mercedes Jones Oh hell to the no!
You are not marrying my boy.
Kurt Hummel And your boy is not
marrying my boy.
Brittany Pierce Why do I try to stop
them marrying?
Mercedes Jones Cos you love Kurt and
I too much to let this go on.
Brittany Pierce Okay. Puck and Sam
cannot get married!
Rachel Berry I do not get drunk!
Santana Lopez What about during
Alcohol Awareness week?
Rachel Berry That was a one-off.
Mike Chang I love cake.
Sam Evans *narrows eyes* Finn better
stay away from my little brother!
Blaine Anderson You think I'm pretty
without any make-up on.
Wes Montgomery I hope you don't wear
make-up, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson You think I'm funny,
when I tell the punchline wrong.
David Thompson It is funny when he
curses himself for doing it wrong.
Blaine Anderson I know you get me,
so I let my walls come down. Down.
Kurt Hummel You guys do realize what
he's singing, right?
Blaine Anderson Let's go all the way
tonight. No regrets. Just love.
Jeff Sterling Why guys? Why were you
encouraging him? You're not the one who has to share a dorm with him.
Blaine Anderson We can dance, until
we die. You and I.
Nick Duval I can hear it from my
dorm. Thad is dancing away.
Blaine Anderson Could be young
forever.
Jeff Sterling Please, someone come
save me! I'm being murdered by listening to too many Katy Perry songs!
Blaine Anderson You make me, feel
like I'm living a teenage dream, the way you turn me on.
Nick Duval Oh, god. I walk in the
room to save Jeff and Blaine is dancing on his desk chair!
Thad Harwood He's got his life-sized
cardboard cut-out of her too.
Blaine Anderson I can't sleep, let's
run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
Kurt Hummel I'm thinking of you all.
Jeff Sterling Please come help,
Kurt!
Kurt Hummel It'll all be finished
hopefully by the time I would get there. Just wait it out.
Noah Puckerman Sounds fun. Can I
come over with my video camera?
Kurt Hummel Noah! Blaine has a
serious obsession with Katy Perry. It's pretty bad.
Noah Puckerman But this video might
help him meet her. She might see it and want to meet him.
Kurt Hummel Or she might get freaked
out and never want to meet him.
Wes Montgomery Please, don't. If he
meets her, we'll never hear the end of it!
Kurt Hummel Don't worry, like I
said, even if we left now, he'd probably be finished by the time we got there.
Jeff Sterling Doubt it.
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