Disclaimer: Not Alex Pettyfer nor am I Theodore Nott. I was the first to use Pettyfer as Nott. Others are secondary.
Be honoured to even be able to read this. My deny over accept ratio is quite high.
1. I control MY character. No god mode.
2. If you cannot conjure up at least 3 paragraphs, then you have no business here. I prefer detail and structure, something that's going to keep me interested. And I'm very hard to keep entertained. I am Multi Para, I stopped Novella because I do not have the time for it.
3. Don't embarrass yourself and write like a bloody clot. At least pretend like you have some education. Please refrain from using text/net talk whilst in para as this is irritating and do make spell check your new friend. I make mistakes, we all do but when I cannot decipher your paras it's a problem and I'll probably delete you. I know people out there speak other languages, but they speak better English then some of you.
4. I'm canon, with a few spins. I will not befriend Mudbloods, Blood traitors, and Hufflepuffs. No shippings with such either. Do not care that this is roleplay. I like the world in which J.K created, no need to go and offset it.
5. No OOC drama. There can be drama within RP, we'd have to have discussed it first, of course. I will not, however, put up with drama of any sort outside of RP. I'm a fucking adult and I don't want to associate myself with those who have no life and just are here to cause problems like fucking children.
6. Theodore does not do relationships. Period. That does't mean he's going to fuck you, either. (I adore mentally fucking someone rather than physically. Problem? ) Besides, this place isn't about finding relationships or fucks. If you have those intentions, then kindly remove myself from your list. Sex is great and all, but let's be honest the only reason all you people want it from here is because you don't get it in RL. Pity.
7. I have a little thing called a life away from the screen, (I know, shocking!) and will sometimes be really slow on replies but be patient as I am with all of you. I am also what you may call a lazy fuck. My priorities are all sorts of fucked up, so please excuse me when I find college, work, volunteering, and my beloved social life more important than being here. Half the time I don't even turn my laptop on. So if I go missing for a few days, weeks, even a month without signing on.. you'll know why.
8. I have a filthy mouth, for those who haven't noticed. I curse like a fucking sailor. I show my feelings through those naughty fucking words. But I am on and off with the cursing in my replies, normally only applying the words in appropriate context.
9. People I will not role play with: Multiple character pages. Whores. Open Verses. Offspring of Dumbledore, Snape, brothers of Potter, you get the jiff. People whom use Megan Fox as a playby. (Can't stand to look at that woman's face.) Those with (S&L) and crap like that in their display will automatically be denied. NO CROSS OVERS.
10. Comments only for both OOC/IC. I despise messages and half the time they never work anyway.
11. Keep your RL crap out of my news feed. I don't want to hear you whining about your boyfriend dumping you or someone is in the hospital. Like really? Don't you think that's private stuff? We're strangers, for one, and why would you think we care? 'Cause I sure as hell don't. Nor do I want to hear about your whiny RP drama and shit. NOBODY CARES. Stop looking for attention or sympathy because you won't see any of the sort from me. Also if I see any blacklisting you will be deleted.
12. For those who would like to get a bit of a peek on the human behind Theodore Nott, don't even think about it. I will not give out my number, Facebook, and whatever else people are sharing now-a-days. If you are lucky enough to get to know me then I would hope that you keep my personal information to yourself. I'm a very easy going lad, but if you fuck with me... well.. you'll just will have to find out for yourself, now won't you? And by the Angel, whatever you do, DO NOT FALL FOR ME. -sighs- "Lyke omg, Theodore, I'm in love with you, lyke ooc." Sometimes I wonder if females have any brains. It's sad that I even have to have this in my rules, but it has happened plenty of times to the point where it's fucking ridiculous. You are internet people, you mean nothing to me, get over yourselves, because I won't ever date you. Oh, did I mention most of your mean nothing to me? Okay. Just wanted to double check. -.-
NOTE: I'm a prick to EVERYONE. Theodore is not a person people would willingly surround themselves with. He shows no compassion for anyone. He uses and abuses women. As well as manipulates others to his whim. He was never raised by a woman, he does not have that soft spot like Blaise and Malfoy have. His story is full of mature content. I am the only Nott, that I know, whom has him portrayed as mentally fucked up. He was forced to watch his father kill his mother as a child. So, whatever expectations you have of him will be entirely the opposite.
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