There was a fresh blanket of snow over the small town of South Park just about every morning during the cold month. Stan shuffled his way through the snow towards the bus stop where he could make out three figures through the heavy fall. He could hear Cartman’s loud voice yelling aggressively from the curb side.
“F*** YOU KYLE, DON’T CALL ME FAT. I'M NOT FAT!” Cartman said moving towards Kyle who rolled his eyes.
“Shut up Cartman, you’re fat as f*** and you know it.” Stan chimed in with a sly smile on his face. He greeted his buddies Kyle and Kenny with a quick fist bump but ignored the heated Cartman. “Ok, i’m here so let’s start walking to the movies.” He proposed, leading the way.
“I heard the new ‘Terrance and Phillip’ horror movie is so gross that the whole audience puked every 15 minutes.” Stated Kyle who was scrolling through his phone reading reviews. “We should probably move a little faster, the movie starts at three and it’s already four forty five. Move it along Cartman, your fat ass is slowing us down!” all but Cartman of course erupted into laughter but Stan quickly shut up as he remembered something incredibly important.
“Oh SH*T!” Stan exclaimed with a worrisome look on his face. “I f***ing forgot i told Wendy i would meet her at Bennigans for dinner.” He sighed. “We’re supposed to spend time and talk about stuff i guess.” At this, the group snickered.
“You’re girlfriend is f***en scary dude. You need to drop that bitch, you’ve been with her too long and you know what that does to girls right?” Cartman said matter of factly looking at his friends. “It makes them feel confident in themselves, and when girls feel good about themselves they use that power to brainwash the minds of boys and take over the world!”
Stan didn’t have time to hear Cartman’s ridiculous theories on women and valued his head too much to delay Wendy a minute longer. He was already running late by twenty minutes so he bid his friends goodbye and began to sprint toward the restaurant hoping Wendy would forgive him.
Legal Name: Stanley Marsh Nickname(s): Stan/Toolshed Billy Birthdate: February 5th, 1996 Birthplace: South Park, Colorodo Birth Mother: Sharon Marsh Birth Father: Randy Marsh Sibling(s): Shelly Marsh Other Family: Grandpa Species: Construction Paper/ Human Weaknesses: His GF Wendy/ The sh*t of the world